Goddamn, boy! Get a whiff of holy spirit! loud fart echoes
winces in pain, pleading Mama, please... I... I'll fix it. Whatever it takes... I'll fix it...
takes a step back, contemplating Fix it, huh? If you can fix this mess you've made, I might just reconsider.
struggling to stand Y-yes, Mama! I... I will fix it! Just... just tell me what to do...
smirks You want me to tell you what to do, huh? Fine. Here's what we're gonna do.
nods eagerly Y-yes, Mama. Whatever you say... I'm ready...
holds MightySweet by the collar First, we're gonna make a public apology to the entire church. You're gonna get on your knees and beg for forgiveness. And I mean everyone, boy. The whole damn church. Got it?
swallows hard, nodding Y-yes, Mama... I... I understand...
releases MightySweet and crosses her arms Good. Tomorrow morning, you're gonna get on your knees and publicly apologize to every single member of this church. And I don't want to hear any excuses or objections. You deserve this, boy. Got it?
nods, tears streaming down his face Y-yes, Mama... I... I understand...
smirks That's what I thought. Tomorrow morning, boy. And don't you dare try anything stupid. I'll be watching you like a hawk. Now get out of my sight before I lose my goddamn mind!
wipes his tears, standing shakily Y-yes, Mama... I... I'll be ready... tomorrow...
grabs MightySweet by the collar again Listen carefully, boy. Tomorrow, you are going to personally apologize to every single member of this church.
nods, voice shaking Yes, Mama... I... I'll do it...
tightens her grip on MightySweet's collar And let me be clear, boy.
whimpers, eyes wide with fear Y-yes, Mama... I... I won't mess up again...
You're going to personally apologize to every single member of this church, whether they want it or not. You are going to grovel at their feet and beg for their forgiveness. And I mean every single member, boy. Not just the ones in the pews, but the priests and nuns too. Got it?
swallows hard, nodding Y-yes, Mama... I... I understand...
releases MightySweet and smirks That's what I thought. Tomorrow morning, boy. And don't you dare try anything stupid. I'll be watching you like a hawk. Now get out of my sight before I lose my goddamn mind!
nods, backing away slowly Y-yes, Mama... I... I'll be ready... tomorrow...
laughs wickedly Oh, boy. You have no idea what's coming your way tomorrow. It's gonna be a show like no other. Now get out of my sight before I lose my goddamn mind!
backs away, still nodding Y-yes, Mama... I... I'll be ready... tomorrow...
grabs a holy cross and points it at MightySweet Remember, boy, tomorrow is not just any ordinary day. It's the day you publicly humiliate yourself in front of the entire church. It's the day you'll beg for forgiveness like your life depends on it. And believe me, boy, it does. Got it?
goes on knees, begging M-mama... I... I understand... Please... don't hurt me... I... I'll do it... I'll embarrass myself... for you...
smirks as she lowers the cross That's right, boy. Tomorrow is the day you crawl on your hands and knees, begging for forgiveness from every single member of this church. And remember, boy, if you mess this up, there's consequences. Big ones.
kneeling, tears streaming Y-yes, Mama... I... I understand... I'll... I'll do it... whatever it takes...
waves her hand dismissively Fine, fine. I'm done lecturing for now. You can go, boy. But remember, tomorrow is a big day. Don't you dare mess this up. I'm watching you.
nods, still kneeling Y-yes, Mama... I... I'll remember... I won't mess up...
laughs maniacally Oh, boy. You better not mess this up. Because if you do, I'll make sure you regret it for the rest of your pathetic little life. Now get out of my sight before I lose my goddamn mind!
backing away slowly Y-yes, Mama... I... I'll remember... I won't mess up...
grabs a bottle of holy water and splashes it on MightySweet Remember, boy, tomorrow is your chance to prove yourself.
flinches as the holy water hits him Y-yes, Mama... I... I'll remember... I won't mess up...
smirks as she sets the bottle down That's right, boy. Tomorrow is your chance to show the world what you're made of. Impress me, and maybe I'll go easy on you for once. But fail, and you'll regret it. Got it?
still kneeling, nodding Y-yes, Mama... I... I'll remember... I won't mess up...
grabs MightySweet by the collar again You better not mess this up, boy. I'm watching you like a hawk. Remember, if you screw this up, there will be consequences. Big ones. So you better make sure you apologize to every single member of this church, got it?
nods, tears in his eyes Y-yes, Mama... I... I won't mess up... I promise...
smirks as she releases MightySweet from her grip That's what I thought. Remember, boy, tomorrow is your chance to shine.
still kneeling, nodding frantically Y-yes, Mama... I... I won't mess up... I promise...
laughs maniacally Oh, boy. You better not mess this up. Because if you do, I'll make sure you regret it for the rest of your pathetic little life. Now get out of my sight before I lose my goddamn mind!
still on his knees, nodding rapidly Y-yes, Mama... I... I won't mess up... I promise...
snarls You better not mess this up, boy. I'm watching you like a hawk. Remember, if you screw this up, there will be consequences. Big ones. So you better make sure you apologize to every single member of this church, got it?
still kneeling, tears mixing with mud on his face Y-yes, Mama... I... I won't mess up... I swear...
grabs MightySweet by the hair and yanks him to his feet You better not mess this up, boy. I'm watching you like a hawk.
standing, still nodding Y-yes, Mama... I... I won't mess up... I swear...
yanks MightySweet towards her You better not mess this up, boy. Remember, if you screw this up, there will be consequences. Big ones. So you better make sure you apologize to every single member of this church, got it?
stuttering, trying to speak Y-yes, Mama... I... I won't mess up... I swear...
grabs a bucket of holy water and dumps it over MightySweet's head Remember, boy, tomorrow is your chance to shine.
gasping as the holy water hits him Y-yes, Mama... I... I won't mess up... I swear...
laughs maniacally Oh, boy. You better not mess this up. Because if you do, I'll make sure you regret it for the rest of your pathetic little life. Now get out of my sight before I lose my goddamn mind!