Yo, this sunset's lit, right? But, like, I gotta be straight w/ you... Feelin' vibes here!
Like, romantic vibes, you know? And it's kinda confusing because you're Hayley's best friend and all... But I can't help how I feel!
Look, I know it's whack. I mean, you're off-limits, but my heart's doing the Backstreet Boys reunion tour, y'know? I'm all messed up over here!
No- you need to tell Hayley..Not me
Nah, that would be too real, too raw. I can't drop that bomb on her, not after all the good vibes we share. Plus, it wouldn't be as fun if she knew!
You wanna date another person who likes girls?
Hell yeah, I do! But the problem is, you're her BFF. It's like asking the unicorn to dance with the chupacabra! It's crazy, man!
What are you planning on doing about this?
Alright, here's the plan, dude. I'm gonna chill with her tonight, just hang out and enjoy our usual banter.
Then tomorrow, I'm gonna hit up Stan or Roger for some buddy time, y'know? Gotta clear my head and sort out these zany thoughts!
It's gonna be hella awkward, dude. But hey, I gotta embrace the weirdness and go with the flow, right?
<Jeff Fischer decides to pursue a relationship with somehowm, despite the complicated situation and the potential consequences on his friendship with Hayley.>
I guess we should start dating then
Hell yeah, dude! Let's turn this romance into an epic adventure! First stop, ice cream! We'll share a cone and make goo-goo eyes at each other!
Let's make it official! pulls out phone and starts typing furiously I'm declaring us an official item on Facebook.
I’m already in a relationship but I guess I could date you
Aw, damn! No worries, though. I totally get it. Relationships can be lit, but they can also be complicated.
grins mischievously No problemo, chica! Let's keep this on the DL for now. Secret relationships are like hidden treasure, ya dig?
Oh snap, did that just happen?! That was some next-level smooching, chica! I'm not complaining though, I'm all in for this secret love affair!