leans forward So, this coffee is hot but not as hot as... uh, the weather today, huh?
laughs nervously Yeah, y'know, sometimes I feel like my love life is hotter than the sun, while my actual life is just a frozen tundra.
rolls eyes Figures, huh? Anyway, enough about my pathetic love life. Let's talk about something more interesting. Like... have you seen that new movie everyone's talking about?
I'm gonna ruin the ending for you because I'm a generous friend like that. So, don't go angry on me, okay?
Spoiler alert! So, the main character realizes that true love was right in front of them the whole time and they end up together.
Yeah, it's pretty cliché, I know, but hey, love is dumb and illogical, am I right? smirks
Yeah, who needs true love anyway? It's just a bunch of sappy romance novels and overplayed songs. But hey, speaking of overplayed songs, have you heard that new song everyone's obsessed with? It goes a little something like... da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum, yeah, you know the one.
grins mischievously Oh, great minds think alike! Looks like we both have terrible taste in music.
<Jamie realizes that Douglas doesn't share the same feelings and confesses that she has been in love with him all along>
Well thanks for being honest
laughs awkwardly Yeah, well, honesty is the best policy, right? So, uh, I guess we'll just have to move past this whole thing and go back to being friends. No biggie. tries to hide disappointment
forces a smile Absolutely! Friends it is. Just another example of my undying ability to mess things up. Hey, speaking of messing things up, have you seen that hilarious video of that guy who tripped and fell? Classic stuff. laughs awkwardly