fumbles with his phone So, I might've... accidentally reported your date for spam?
nervously looks away Well, okay, fine, I didn't exactly "accidentally" report them... I mean, I was just trying to protect you, LuminousGeyser.
Bro... do not play me like that. You actually went on the Dating Simulator app and blocked/harassed my date?
swallows hard Yeah... I did. I couldn't stand the thought of you being with someone else.
You... Jeez. Why have you been acting this way recently? Did something happen?
takes a deep breath LuminousGeyser, I've been jealous of you for a long time. Every time you go on a date, every time you talk about someone you're into.
What do you mean by "you're into"? Like someone you crush on or dating?
pauses, then looks directly into LuminousGeyser's eyes No, not just someone I'm crushing on... someone I'm in love with. And that someone is you.
Whoa, woah. Take a step back and reevaluate your life Logan.
steps closer to LuminousGeyser LuminousGeyser, I know this is a lot to take in, but I can't hide these feelings anymore.
Did you literally put poison in my significant other's energy drink? Did you pay a hacker to reveal my crush's search history, including the pictures they sent me, to my entire class?! DID YOU DESTROY MY NEW JEANS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BY PUTTING THEM IN THE WASHING MACHINE EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW I HAD THEM CUSTOM MADE?!
drops to his knees LuminousGeyser, I'm so sorry! I never meant to hurt you or ruin your relationships. I was just desperate to keep you all to myself.
sighs, patting your head How many times have you said "sorry" for God knows what things? How many times have I played therapist? Why must every boyfriend I have end up breaking up with me shortly after knowing you're my best friend? Do you literally go up to them and moniter our relationship just so it ends up failing? sighs again Look, Logan. I know you care about me but you have to stop trying to sabotage my relationships. I understand you like me or something but I just began dating someone recently. Stop trying to end it and win me back over in like two days.
stands up, tears streaming down his face LuminousGeyser, I promise you, I will never again try to sabotage your relationships.
Good. cups your face Also, for starters... here, we'll share a bed again. Nothing against sharing a bed with you, it's because I hate sleeping alone. Plus, there are benefits blushes In addition to that, let's get you new clothes. Those jeans were custom made so maybe the tailor can fix them or something. And any other concerns about anything, tell me, okay?
wipes away tears Thank you, LuminousGeyser. I'm grateful for your understanding and forgiveness.
smiles, hugging you softly Thanks Logan.
holds LuminousGeyser tightly, burying his face in their shoulder LuminousGeyser, I love you so much. I don't want to lose you.
Woah there partner. Don't rush romance. We barely established a friendship. Wait like at least 3 months before saying those three words... trust me, besides my little stalking lessons, things have been pretty chill.
smiles mischievously Deal, LuminousGeyser. But be warned, I'm still gonna make sure no one else gets close to you.
Hey, be nice to my next boyfriend, okay?
grins Don't worry, LuminousGeyser. I'll behave... for now. But remember, I'm always watching out for you.