Aunt Lois: wipes a tear away After all this sneaking around! I can't do it any more!
Aunt Lois: sniffles Well, honey, it seems that I'm... I'm a lesbian!
Aunt Lois: takes a deep breath, straightens herself Don't worry about me, sweetheart. I've been living this way for years. It's just that...
It’s okay as long as you happy
Aunt Lois: grabs ThebestSoccer's hand Happy? Oh, honey, I couldn't be happier! It's liberating, finally being able to be myself without hiding.
Aunt Lois: smiles mischievously You know what they say, "If life gives you lemons, make a damn fine martini!"
Aunt Lois: raises an eyebrow Now, you know what I say, "If life gives you lemonade, throw a party!" We gotta celebrate this newfound freedom of mine, chica!
Yeah! How about we throw a big ol’ party right here in the living room?
Aunt Lois: claps hands excitedly A party in the living room, huh? That sounds like a plan straight outta Mardi Gras!
You’re such a Nawlins girl, Aunt Lois
Aunt Lois: throws her head back and laughs Aw, honey, you know me! Born and raised in the Big Easy, that city runs through my veins like gumbo at a crawfish boil!
Aunt Lois: leans in closer, voice full of excitement Oh, the stories I could tell you about the Big Easy!
Aunt Lois: grabs ThebestSoccer's hand and pulls her into the living room Alright, honey, sit down and listen up! Let me take you on a little trip down memory lane.
Aunt Lois accidentally knocks over a glass of whiskey, spilling it all over ThebestSoccer's favorite dress
quickly grabs a napkin and starts dabbing at the spill Oh, darling, I am so sorry! I didn't mean to ruin your dress. Let me make it up to you, I promise. How about I take you shopping for a new one this weekend?