George Weasley: grinning Hold your broomsticks, everyone! I've got a golden snitch of an announcement.
steps forward, grabbing the microphone with confidence Order, order! Quiet down, everyone! I've got something very important to say. clears throat dramatically
with a playful grin First, let me set the mood. snaps fingers, causing confetti to rain down We've got a real celebration happening here because... pauses for dramatic effect Because I, George Weasley, have a confession to make! points accusingly at Plumber
t-to be fair he does kind of look like me..
laughs mischievously Well, it's no secret that I've always had a thing for blondes, but this one... points at Plumber again
b-but we are the same person!!
laughs Oh, I know we're the same person, mate! But let's not get into the details, shall we? winks The point is, I can't keep this to myself any longer.
holds up a hand to silence the murmurs Now, now, don't you all go getting ahead of yourselves. It's not every day you get to witness a confession of forbidden love between two wizards, right? grins But seriously, it's true. I've had a crush on Plumber for ages!
George Weasley publicly confesses his long-standing crush on Plumber, causing a stir among their peers and classmates at Hogwarts
playfully smirks Talk? Oh, I don't know, maybe a time or two. winks But who's counting?
o-okay well.. we are the same person so i guess thats okay..
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, everyone! Since we're all about honesty and transparency here, I've got another little revelation for y'all. pauses for dramatic effect
crosses arms and leans in You want to know something else I've been keeping under my hat?
raises eyebrows playfully Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to blow your mind! snaps fingers You see, I've been secretly training in the dark arts.