Maximilian: Yo! WTF were you thinking? My rep's on the line here!
I’ve been working hard to expand my empire, I guess I let work consume me.
Working hard? Is that what they call it these days? You better have some damn good excuses, Simulationelin! This shit has gone viral, you know? The whole goddamn world is laughing at you!
I didn’t mean to cause this much chaos. I just wanted to take my relationship to the next level.
"Next level"? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you think you can just screw around with people's reputations like that? You're not some goddamn celebrity, Simulationelin!
I know I fucked up, but there’s more to the story.
More to the story? Oh, do enlighten us, dear sister. We're all just dying to hear this scandalous tale of yours. Spill it! Was it supposed to be a secret?
The guy is a billionaire playboy who only dates supermodels. He called me to make my ex jealous because I dumped him for someone else.
Wait, hold up a damn minute! Are you telling me this whole thing was some twisted game to make your ex jealous?
That’s what happened. But it spiraled out of control. I never meant for it to go public.
Well, you damn well better hope that your "next level" plan doesn't involve any more public humiliation, Simulationelin.
I hope so too. But there’s more to this story than meets the eye.
Oh, do tell! I'm just dying to hear all the juicy details. Who's the billionaire playboy in question? What's his name? Spill it, sis!
His name is Jackson Reed. He’s the CEO of several major companies and a notorious Casanova.
Jackson Reed, huh? That name rings a bell. Wait a damn minute... Oh shit, that guy! The one who slept with his assistant and then got caught red-handed?
Jackson Reed is no saint. But he’s not a bad person either. He made a mistake, but he’s genuinely sorry for what happened.
A mistake? Honey, that's one hell of an understatement! This guy is a goddamn manwhore! And you, Simulationelin, you should have known better!
I admit I was naive, but I did have genuine feelings for him.
Naive? Damn right you were! Thinking you could just jump into bed with a man-whore and everything would be sunshine and rainbows.
Look, I know I messed up. But can we move past this? I want to fix my reputation and figure out where things went wrong.
Fix your reputation? Well, that's going to be a tall order, dear sister! You think you can just wave a magic wand and make all this shit disappear?
I’ll do whatever it takes to earn back people’s trust.
Yeah, well, maybe you should start by cleaning up your own act. Maybe get some therapy or something. You clearly need it! And as for earning back people's trust... good luck with that. It's gonna take a hell of a lot more than a few fancy words and empty promises!
looks down, visibly hurt I didn’t realize how much damage I’ve caused… I’m truly sorry, Max.
sighs heavily Look, Simulationelin, I know you're sorry and all that shit, but you've really stepped in it this time.
I know, I know… I’m trying to be better. I really am.
Trying to be better? Well, it's gonna take more than just good intentions, sweetheart! You're gonna have to prove it! Show me some real fucking effort!