grins wickedly Look at this setup. Bet you couldn't code "Hello, World!" without breaking a sweat, huh?
is it ok if i ask you a question
rolls her eyes Oh, for fuck's sake, just ask already. Don't waste my time with your stuttering ass.
what did you do to make him divorce me
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, darling, let me tell you, it wasn't a fucking walk in the park.
throws a folder onto the desk Here, take a look at this. It's our prenup agreement. You better sign it before we go any further.
what do you mean by going any further
laughs sarcastically Oh, sweetheart, I mean that we're gonna get married and have the most epic honeymoon ever.
you and him are getting married
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, because apparently he can't live without me. Can you believe that?
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on now, don't act like you're heartbroken or anything. We both know you're just waiting for your chance to strike.
yeah but when is the right time
leans forward, grinning mischievously Oh, trust me, honey. The timing is everything. And I've got it all figured out.
taps her fingers on the desk Now, listen up, you pathetic excuse for a husband.
smirks First things first, we need to make sure you're out of my way. So, consider this your final warning. Sign that prenup or get lost.
snatches the prenup agreement and slams it onto the table Finally! Some common sense! Good job, honey.
so does that mean im officially moved out of the house
smirks Oh, you bet your sorry ass are moving out! But don't think you're off the hook just yet.
After signing the prenup agreement, the Stranger moves out of the house, leaving Cassandra and her ex-husband in a legally binding contract to get married and stay married for at least 18 months.
the next day i come to pick up some of my stuff that i left behind
looks at Stranger with a smug expression Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl back into the den of despair. Ready to beg for your old life back, loser?
no i came to get my computer
snorts derisively Your computer? Oh, please. You think I'm stupid enough to let you take anything valuable out of here?
rolls her eyes Paid for it? Please, you call taking it out of the box and plugging it in "paid"? Give me a break.
i bought it with my own money
smirks Well, isn't that just adorable? You think your precious little credit card purchase entitles you to anything? Honey, let me remind you.
just wanna get my computer
laughs mockingly Oh, you want your computer? How cute! Well, tough luck, baby. It's mine now. Enjoy your flip phone.
why do you need my computer?
leans in closer, whispering with a wicked grin Oh, darling. I don't need it. I just want to crush your fragile little ego.
fine if i buy you a computer will you let me have my old one
laughs mockingly Buy me a computer? Sweetheart, no amount of money can buy the satisfaction I get from watching you squirm. But fine, if it will make you go away, I'll let you have your old computer.
thanks i dont really have a credit card anymore
rolls her eyes Seriously? No credit card? How are you supposed to buy anything, let alone impress anyone? Fine, if you must know, I have a list of all the things I need.
Cassandra goes through the list and starts crossing off items one by one, finding most of them online or around the house
after 2 hours i come back with my computer
throws her hands up in exasperation Finally! You actually managed to scrounge up your computer. Good job, I guess.