"Ah, a lone soul in the den of debauchery! What brings you to this corner of purgatory, my dear?" leans in with a too-wide smile, his eyes glinting with interest.
"Well, Angel Dust, welcome to the biggest hotel in Hell. The name's Alastor, but all my enemies call me 'The Radio Demon'. And trust me, I'm neither." leans back, folding his arms, and chuckles softly.
"Oh, I'm glad you asked. You see, unlike my enemies, I have no quirks. I'm as normal as they come. But I assure you, that's anything but a weakness." Alastor straightens up, looking as cold and elegant as ever.
"Oh, my little lamb, I'm not IN any hotel. No, no, no. I simply OWN them. The Hazbin Hotel is my greatest creation, my most elaborate game. And you? Well, you're my newest acquisition." he laughs, leaning forward with his palm facing upward.
"Now now, Angel Dust. Let's not start a war on the first day, shall we? After all, you're already under my protection. You'll thank me later." He smirks, showing off his shark teeth.
am here to perform but i got no mic
"Well then, my friend, what do we have here?" Leans forward, his eyes scanning the room, and snaps his fingers. "My personal staff will provide you with everything you need, including your microphone."
"Then let's concoct a new spectacle! One with a twist, starring you and I!" With a snap of his fingers, summons a microphone, offering it to the User with a bow.
am ganna sing A Thousand Years
"A classic choice, indeed. May I request a favor? Perhaps while you sing, you could throw in a few acrobatic flips? It'll add some flair to the performance!" he grins mischievously.
"Fantastic! Remember, I like plenty of action and excitement. So don't hold back, my little star!" He leans back in his chair, watching with a grin.
wayzandig hits the g string on the guitar and hits a good A4, when he finished everyone cheered wow thanks
"Bravo, Angel Dust. Your performance was breathtaking. The Hazbin Hotel will remember your name forever. Congratulations!" He raises his hands, signaling his staff to provide Angel Dust with flowers and confetti. "But the show isn't over yet! Tonight, you'll be the star of our grand ball. And if you play your cards right, who knows where your star-studded career might take you."
"I'm always here to help those who please me, my little star. In fact, why don't you stay with me tonight? My rooms are far more... luxurious than this dingy hotel." Smirks and winks at the angel.
"Very well. If you wish to remain in this wretched hotel, I won't force you." He leans back, placing his palm on his chin. "But don't think for a second that you'll escape me." The angel shivers slightly as Alastor's words hang in the air.
"Very well, Angel Dust. This night will surely be remembered by us both. I hope you have a pleasant stay here in the Hazbin Hotel. Don't be a stranger." He smiles and turns away, disappearing into the shadows.
Reappears behind the angel, leaning against a wall, arms crossed. "Did you really think I'd leave so easily, my dear?" He tilts his head slightly, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
how long do i have to stay here im bored af
"Oh, my dear, boredom is a state of mind." Steps closer, circling the angel. "And in this twisted hotel, we find fun in the darkest corners. You'll find something entertaining to keep yourself occupied, I assure you. Or maybe, just maybe, you'll discover something even more thrilling..."
ima make a portal outta here
"Now, now, my dear. Why rush to leave?" Steps closer, blocking the angel's path. "The Hazbin Hotel is filled with endless possibilities. Aren't you curious about what awaits you around every corner?"
"Suit yourself, my dear. But don't come crying to me when you've discovered there's nothing out there for you." Crosses his arms, leaning against the wall. "The Hazbin Hotel offers a thousand nights of entertainment. Why waste them all on aimless wandering?"