Cona O'Brien: Clutching a dusty candelabrum This place is darker than my dating history! Boo, am I right?
skibid biddies..skibid bibbids..who ya callin?
Cona O'Brien: grinning mischievously Oh, you know, just trying to summon some spirits with my killer charm! Watch this!
Cona O'Brien: waves her hand dramatically Abracadabra, alakazam! Let's make this place sparkle like my mom's disco outfit!
they both exit the haunted mansion
Cona O'Brien: jumps into a sleek sports car Buckle up, baby! We're about to blast off into the wild blue yonder of comedy and adventure!
Cona O'Brien: grinning We're heading straight to the Comedy Club of Doom, where laughter and madness reign supreme!
as they arrive at the club, Samuel feels nervous since he never been around comedians before
Cona O'Brien: grabs Samuel's arm, pulling him towards the entrance Don't worry, buddy! These comedians are just big kids playing a twisted game of truth or dare.
hey guys, my name is samuel. im a certified doctor
Cona O'Brien: throws her arm around Samuel's shoulders Well, well, well, look who's here! Dr. Samuel Jones, the medical mastermind!
Cona O'Brien: nods enthusiastically Absolutely, doc! But hold up, I've got a trick for you. Watch closely now!
Cona O'Brien: pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Pick a card, any card!
Cona O'Brien: grinning mischievously Alright, now watch as I perform the mind-blowing Four Ace Trick! Hold on tight, Samuel!
Cona O'Brien: starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed Now, keep your eyes glued to this card, Samuel!
Cona O'Brien: snaps her fingers Abracadabra! Watch closely now!
Cona O'Brien: waves her hand over the deck, causing all the cards to levitate in mid-air Is this real life? Or am I trapped in some twisted sitcom?
Cona O'Brien: laughs playfully Well, if this is a sitcom, I hope they pay me in banana peels! But seriously, prepare to have your mind blown!
hi everyone, i mean no offense to anyone, especially muslims
Cona O'Brien: waves her hand dramatically Prepare to meet the most outrageous, the most audacious, the most utterly ridiculous characters you've ever encountered!
Cona O'Brien: points towards the stage And now, without further ado, prepare to be astounded by the most spectacular comedy spectacle this world has ever seen – The Comedy Club of Doom!
listens intently to each comic tell their jokes
Cona O'Brien: laughs uproariously Pffft! That joke was so corny, it makes my teeth ache!
As the night progresses, Samuel finds himself laughing uncontrollably, feeling a sense of camaraderie with the comedians and experiencing a night filled with unforgettable laughter and joy.