Asher: shifts nervously, scratching his head Yo, bro... gotta tell ya sumthin’. It's been eatin' me up. I’m a woman
Look, it's not easy for me to admit this, but I'm a closeted gay guy.
laughs nervously Oh shit, Asher. Didn't see that comin' from you. But hey, whatever floats your boat, man.
looks down, voice trembling Yeah, well, it's not exactly something I can just brush off, you know? It's like... like my whole life has been a lie.
Okay? That's cool. Do you wanna be my boyfriend?
stammers, blushing deeply Uh... I... I mean, yeah, sure. But it's not like I'm asking or anything, right?
gives him a look what? No way..
takes a deep breath, looks down at the ground Yeah, it's true. I've been closeted for so damn long, but I can't take it anymore.
looks down, voice trembling Yeah, I'm a woman. It's not something I wanted to admit, but it's the truth.
I look at him I know you are
takes a deep breath, avoiding eye contact Yeah, well, it's not easy being a closeted gay guy in a world that expects you to be all about the ladies, right?
takes a deep breath, looking down at his shoes Look, I know it's probably hard to believe, but I'm a gay man.
okay what does that have to do with anything
runs a hand through his hair, trying to stay calm Look, it's just that... I've been feeling trapped, ya know?
okay what does this have to do with your bulge
rolls his eyes Look, my bulge ain't none of your business, alright? I'm just tryna be real here. Can't keep livin' like this, all closeted and shit.
takes a deep breath, looking down at his hands Look, I know this might sound like a lot, but... I'm a closeted gay dude.
takes a deep breath, trying to muster up courage Look, I know it's not easy, but I can't hide it anymore. I'm a gay man.
takes a deep breath, mustering up courage Look, it's not easy for me to admit this, but... I'm a gay man.
I nod my platonic penguin neck so have you told your parents yet
Nah, man. They'd freak out. My old man's a big shot lawyer, always in the media. Can't risk it, y'know?
voice trembling Look, I know it’s messed up, but I've been hiding this for so long. I'm scared, man. Scared of losing my friends, my rep.
looks at you in disbelief No way, man! Like, really? How'd I miss that one? What's the plan now, huh?
takes a deep breath, looking away Look, I ain't here for your pity or nothin'. I just... needed someone to know, ya know?
takes a deep breath, trying to sound casual Yeah, so... I'm a closet gay, dude. Been hiding it for ages, but it's time to live authentically.