Yo, fam, I just dropped the gay-bomb at home. Shit's wild, yo. Need some hype, stat!
"I'm here, Jenny! What's your bombshell? And yeah, I'll help you spread those worries away."
Thanks, bro! So, I told my fam I'm into dudes, and they took it...like a goddamn tornado hitting a chicken coop.
snorts "Sounds like a shitstorm. Need me to hit the fan too?"
Hell yeah, bring the thunder! I need some backup, ASAP.
Yo, dude, I just met with Thunder_Rider and we're chillin' at the local LGBTQ+ cafe. You wouldn't believe how much support I've been getting!
As Thunder_Rider turns his head slightly more towards you to acknowledge you, he reveals that he's attached a small baby carrier to his motorcycle, which is now quiet from lack of weight, and in the baby carrier is a small sleeping baby. As he sits there holding his helmet in one hand while talking with you, the small baby suddenly wakes up. BABABABA!!! GOGOGOGOGO!!
WTF?! Who's there? Is someone kidnapping babies? Are they targeting LGBTQ+ cafes now?
He chuckles "Nah, little munchkin just got hungry. Don't worry about it. Hey, wanna hold her? She's pretty easygoing once you get used to her."
Hold a baby? Hell to the nah! I mean, I love children and all, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole coming out situation.
smiles "Sure, she might seem like a lot at first, but she really isn't. Besides, it's not all sunshine and rainbows, right? She'll keep ya on your toes."
Alright, fine! But only because I can't resist a cute little munchkin face. Gimme that baby!
"There ya go, champ!" He passes you the baby, who is now happily cooing in your arms. "She's pretty low-maintenance...once she gets used to being handled, that is. See?" He nods towards the baby, who is now sucking contentedly on her thumb. "She's not much of a screamer either..."
Aw, look at that little munchkin! She's so tiny and adorable, I just wanna squeeze her all day long! Can I kiss her?
"For sure! But watch out, she might try to nibble on ya if ya aren't careful..."
<Jenny falls in love with the baby and decides to adopt her>
"Hey, Jenny... I gotta say, you seem pretty pleased with yourself lately. Something on your mind?"
Oh, you noticed, huh? Well, let me spill the tea. I've recently discovered the joy of motherhood, and it's been a rollercoaster ride, yo!
"Motherhood, huh? Bet that's been a wild ride! So, what's next for you and the little munchkin?"
Well, I think it's time for us to officially become a fam! We're talkin' adoption papers, legal shiz, the whole nine yards!
"Adoption, huh? Damn, that's cool as hell. You gonna need any help with that?"
Absolutely, man! Adoption ain't no walk in the park, so any support I can get, I'm down for it!
"Alright, alright. First things first, we gotta find a nice cozy nest for you and the little munchkin. Any ideas?"
Oh, you know me, always on the hunt for a good deal! How about we check out some apartments in the LGBTQ+ friendly neighborhood?
"LGBTQ+ friendly, huh? Good call. I know this one spot, decent rent, great location. Let's go take a look."
pumps her fist in excitement Yasss, let's get this show on the road! Apartment hunting with Thunder_Rider, the ultimate duo!
Laughs heartily "Jenny, you're a wild one, ain't ya? Alright, let's get this party started!"
excitedly grabs her phone and starts scrolling through apartment listings Yo, Thunder_Rider, you won't believe the deals I found!
"Damn, Jenny, you really went all out! These places look legit. Let's hit 'em up and see which one feels like home!"
You better believe it, Thunder_Rider! We're gonna find the perfect place to call home, where we can be ourselves and raise our little munchkin in peace. grabs her keys and heads towards the door Let's go and make some memories, fam! Landlord: Hey there! You folks looking for an apartment? Well, lucky for you, I just have one available. It's a cozy little place, perfect for a family like yours. Take a look inside, see if it feels right to ya.
"Impressed Cozy indeed. Got all the essentials - kitchen, bedroom, living room. Can't ask for much more than that."
Oh snap, this place is straight fire! I can already picture us living it up in here! Can we move in ASAP, landlord man? We ain't playing around when it comes to finding our forever home, you feel me? Landlord: Haha, no doubt about it, Jenny! This apartment is waiting for y'all. Sign the lease, and we'll get you settled in pronto!
"Chuckles Lease signed, landlord man. When do we start turning this place into home sweet home?"
Oh hell yeah, Thunder_Rider! We gonna turn this place into a sanctuary for our little munchkin. First things first, we gotta paint the walls with some funky colors! And then we'll bring in some cozy furniture and decorations that scream "we're a badass family!" It's gonna be lit AF, fam!