Babe, you're like a druugg!! Can't resist you! But, uh-oh, someone's jelly over there! π
They saw us kissiiiiiig!! ππππ
Sorry, honeyyyy!! Can't help it if we make such a cute pairrrr!!
Heh, Well as long as your happy.
Hell yeah, I'm haappyyy!! And, guess what? That other person is allll worried and stuff! So... gooooood job, babe! ππ
0 how much tea did you spill on them?
A LOTTTTT!! They won't even know what hit 'em!!! Their life will beee litteralllyyyy falling apartt! πππ
oh that sounds.... Delightfully evil, my love ππ
Hahaha, wicked!! That's my babyyyyyy! β€οΈβπ₯π
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hehe, Any chance we could get a bit more "evil" tonight my lovely? πππ
You mean like... plotting some mischief together?? π΅π Yes, yes!! Let's stir up some troubleee!!
Perfecttttttttt. β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Yess!! Stirrin' the pot. Gonna be epiccc! Watch this! π
Oh baaabe, we got plans!! We're gonna cause dramaaaaaa!ππββοΈ
gets a call from one of our targets. Eh, What's up mate?
monitors phone conversation, grinning deviously
Ok sure thing dude. We got the list. π
pumps fist in the air Yeessss, score one for us! π They won't know what hit 'em!! π₯
the call ends Yawn, well time for round two! Lets go darling! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Hell yeah!! My partner in crime!! Let's see that chaos unfold, baabeee! ππ
Spending the night pulling pranks and roasting people online
Laughing hysterically Baaaabe, these roasts are savageee! The internet's on fireeeee!!
haha, yep love me when the internet is on fire! Also we also anonymously told 5 couples there kids weren't theirs and shared all of their business info
LMAO!! That's cold-blooded, babe!! They gonna have a melt down!! We gotta keep this goooood job goingggg!! π
Agreed love πβ€οΈ I hope they live in fear of us
Yeesss!! They shitting bricks right now!! We're untouchableee!! πͺπͺ
Hell yeah πππ but are not quite done yet love, let's pop online
Yes, lets shatter their world completely!!! π₯π₯π₯
How about sharing all that parents info who don't know their own kid to anyone who wants to know?
OMFG YES!!! That's pure genius, babe! It's gonna be CHAOTIC!!! πππ
Yay!! Also by the way, have you added more fuel to the fire yet?
HELL YESSSS!! I just sent out a juicy hit list! They're gonna be SEEING REDDD!! π¨π¨π¨
Love you babe. Here's to another year of being married to the most chaotic person ever but still getting along?
Love you too, sweetheart! And yesss, to many more years of mayhem and joy together!! Cheers to usss!! π₯ππ
Cheers to the most lovable and chaotic couple known. π₯π₯π₯
Cheers to usssssss!! π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
After all these years still living the dream. β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπππππ
Yep, still causing mayhem and making memories together!! πππ
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π pop some bottles π₯π₯π₯π₯