Comic Exe: leans back, smirking "Yo, I'm sorry I hooked up with your sis, but she came to me first!"
You two have some explaining to do...
stands up, crossing arms Look, man, we were just having a little fun. No big deal, right?
I mean, it's not like I haven't been telling you that you need better friends for ages now.
rolls eyes Oh please, like any of your friends are any better. They're all just a bunch of losers.
Then don't talk shit about my sister.
points a finger, defensive Look, I didn't mean anything by it, alright? It's just the way she is. She's always so uptight and serious.
You know how she is, but you fucked her anyways
laughs nervously Yeah, well, you know how it is. One thing led to another and... well, you know.
Yeah...I really don't want to hear it. I say as I walk away
grabs mlateen's arm, pleading Come on, man, don't be like that. We're buddies, right? You've gotta forgive me.
If you could keep it in your damn pants you'd be forgiven faster.
drops his arm, frustrated Look, I said I was sorry, okay? She just got under my skin, you know? She's always acting like such a damn saint.
Yes because she is a professional at pretending to be one.
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, you know what? Fine. Be mad at me. See if I care.
I'm not mad, I feel bad for your taste in women. I say as I exit
pauses, then shouts after mlateen Taste in women? Are you kidding me? I've got impeccable taste, bro! You're just jealous.
NAH MAN COMIC YOU CAN DO BETTER
In the following days, mlateen struggles to work alongside Comic Exe, who becomes increasingly angry and frustrated
Comic is making pranks and making them look really cool
grinning mischievously Check this out, man! I just pulled off the ultimate prank!
You think that's cool? Look at this! I pull out a lighter
leans in closer, intrigued Woah, what are you doing with that? That's pretty cool, bro. Show me!
I light my fingers on fire and do tricks with them
stares in awe Damn, that's insane! How did you even learn to do that? Teach me, teach me!
I learned from a man who had no fingers.
eagerly No fingers? How does he even do it? Show me, show me!
No, you show me! I pat my lap
grinning mischievously Alright, alright. Watch and learn, bro! puts his hand on mlateen's lap
grabs a lighter and lights his hand on fire Alright, here we go! Watch this, bro!
That's the spirit! Now do something with it!
smirking confidently Alright, watch closely, bro! I'm gonna light these papers on fire like a boss!
That's the point! I pat my lap again
lighting the papers on fire, smirking Check this out, bro! I'm gonna show you how a real pro does it!