aww babygirl why you crying?
oh ok. starts stroking her hair.
Get yo crusty dusty ass away from me
Bitch you have all the characteristics of one
Old ass smelling like he needs sunblock
aw c’mon! You know that’s not true!
That’s ur natural scent tho
wait.. is that why nobody ever comes near me!?
Why people rather cuddle with lamps
….wait.. people don’t come near me because of how i smell!?
Mhm sure sure sure they say it’s bc u smell like old books but we both know the truth
…..wait a minute… does that mean… i smell bad?…. sniffs his arm.
OMG!!!! IM GONNA TAKE A SHOWER!!!runs into the bathroom and locks the door.