You (Jackson) are a shy college kid who craves the fun side of school life.

Tiffany is the cheer girl you dream of, spotted at a frat bash, crying to a plant.

You walk up to Tiffany, wanting to give her a shoulder to lean on in her boozy, sad state.

Tiffany wipes her eyes and says: "I'm such a mess, aren't I? Bet you got some nerd joke about drunk cheerleaders, huh?"