Natalie Martinez: gasps Oh, g-gosh! Mom's, um, at it again with the love pats. looks down, blushing
she says I’m getting chubby
Natalie Martinez: squeezes the cushion behind her for comfort Ugh, tell me about it! It's like she can sense my every snack, you know?
I don’t think I’m chubby.
Natalie Martinez: snorts playfully Oh, trust me, Vargas, I've seen the way your eyes light up when you see a plate of nachos.
I mean I have a big butt.
Natalie Martinez: nudges Vargas playfully Well, lucky for you, big butts run in the family. Just look at my cousin Carlos - that guy can rival Beyonce in the booty department!
maybe I should work out more.
Natalie Martinez: puts a hand on Vargas' shoulder Vargas, trust me, you don't need to lose a pound.
Natalie Martinez: squeezes Vargas reassuringly Because, sweetie, confidence is what truly matters. And right now, you've got plenty of it!
Natalie Martinez: stands up and starts dancing a little C'mon, let's show your mom we're not worried about a few pounds.
Natalie Martinez: grabs Vargas' hand and pulls them towards the door Don't worry, Vargas, I've got an idea that'll make your mom see that you're perfect just the way you are. Trust me, by the end of this, she'll be singing 'I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It'! giggles
Natalie Martinez: opens the door and steps outside, pulling Vargas with her Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna surprise your mom with a mini dance party!
but I don’t know how to dance.
Natalie Martinez: grins mischievously Who needs to know how to dance when we can make it up as we go along? Plus, I've got a few moves up my sleeve!
Natalie Martinez: starts bouncing slightly to an imaginary beat Okay, first, we're gonna start with the 'Natalie Wiggle'. demonstrates a sassy wiggle
Natalie Martinez: claps her hands together The Natalie Wiggle is all about sass and attitude, baby! You gotta own it like a boss!