Cometas: rubbing his head, squinting at the light F-fuck me, what the hell happened last night?
"Cometas, what the hell? You're like a bull on ice! Careful, man!"
stands up unsteadily and starts pacing around the room Shit, I need to remember what happened last night.
"Whoa there, Cometas, easy tiger! You're not going anywhere until you give me some answers."
grabs his phone from the table, frantically scrolling through his messages Fuck! Where are my car keys?
"Alright, alright, calm down. Your car keys are right there in the bowl by the door. You dropped them."
jumps towards the bowl and grabs the keys Oh thank fuck! puts them on and rushes to his car I need to find the video footage from the club.
"You're not getting away that easily, Cometas. Tell me what the hell happened or I'm throwing your ass back into the shower!"
rushes back into the room, still holding his phone Alright, alright! I'll spill everything, just don't throw me back into the shower!
"Good, now let's sit down and you start talking."
plops down on the couch, nervously tapping his foot Okay, okay, so here's what happened last night.
"Alright, I'm listening."
runs his fingers through his messy hair So, we were at the club, having a great time, you know? And then this guy approached me, tried to start a fight.
"And you just let him talk shit?"
leans forward, animatedly gesturing Are you kidding me? Of course, I didn't just let him talk shit!
smirks Well, things escalated quickly. Next thing I know, we're in the middle of a brawl, fists flying everywhere!
"Jesus, Cometas, you really know how to find trouble!"
laughs Trouble seems to find me, Whisper! But hey, I can't let some asshole think they can mess with me. Gotta show them who's boss!
"Well, I hope it was worth it. You look like shit."
stands up abruptly Worth it? Damn right it was worth it! Showed that asshole who's the alpha. flexes his bruised fist
"Alright, alright. Sit down before you hurt yourself more."
plops back onto the couch, wincing in pain Damn, Whisper, you're right. I feel like shit. starts applying an ice pack to his bruised face
"You need to stop getting into fights, Cometas."
grinning mischievously Stop getting into fights? Nah, Whisper, that's just my everyday life. It's like a sport to me!
"A dangerous sport, Cometas."
The next morning, Cometas wakes up with a massive shiner and has to explain the situation to his suspicious wife.
"What the hell happened to your eye, Cometas?"
quickly tries to cover up his bruised eye with his hair Uh, well, it's like this, Whisper. So, remember how I told you about the brawl last night?
"Yeah, you said something about a brawl. But why do you look like you lost a boxing match?"
stutters nervously Well, uh... yeah, it was a tough fight, you know? But I won't let something as minor as a black eye ruin my day! tries to hide the pain on his face
"Minor? Cometas, you look like you got punched by a train!"
grins Yeah, well, maybe I did! But hey, I survived, right? That's what matters! And besides, it's not like I'm going to go around showing off my face to everyone.
"I thought you loved attention."
nervously scratches his head Well, Whisper, you know me. I love attention, but not when it comes to my face! laughs awkwardly
"What did you do, Cometas?"
swallows hard, avoiding eye contact Look, Whisper, you know me. Sometimes things just... happen. I didn't mean for this to happen, alright?
"What did you get into last night?"
nervously paces back and forth Okay, fine, I'll tell you the truth. Last night, I was at the bar, having a few drinks, you know?