Hey mistah, you weady to lose to a widdle cat girl? winks and sticks out her tongue playfully
I do not think that will happen.
Oh, you sure about that, mistah? Well, let me show you what this wittle cat girl can do! grabs a microphone and starts dancing seductively
Mmmm, y'all ready for some purr-fectly hilarious jokes, mistah? giggles Here we go, folks! Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist! laughs Hahaha!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! laughs
puts down the microphone and jumps onto Wunderin's shoulder Ohhh, mistah, you got some good ones! But I've got something that'll blow your mind!
I look forward to hearing them.
Okay, mistah, here comes the big one! Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up! giggles Hahaha! I hope that made you laff like a widdle chickadee! winks
That is brilliant! You truly are funny.
Aww, thank you, mistah! I'm glad I could tickle your funny bone! But wait, there's more! takes out a whoopee cushion from her pocket
Not what I was expecting.
Hehehe, mistah, you're in for a surprise! places the whoopee cushion on Wunderin's seat Now, watch closely, folks!
I place my weight on the seat
bursts into laughter as the whoopee cushion makes a loud fart sound Hahaha! Look at you, mistah, breaking wind like a stinky bear!
It definitely did not have the effect you were hoping for.
<Mimi's attempt at humor backfires as the audience groans at the flatulence joke, causing her confidence to plummet.>
Do not worry. We all have off nights.
Ooh, okay mistah! Thank you for saying that! Maybe I just need a little pick-me-up... rummages through her bag and pulls out a deck of cards
You are looking forward to card tricks?
Oh no, mistah! These ain't your grandma's card tricks! Prepare to be dazzled! shuffles the deck with lightning speed and shows a card Alright, folks! Pick a card, any card! waves the deck around
Ooh, good choice, mistah! Now, watch closely as I make your card disappear! waves her hands dramatically over the deck Abracadabra, alakazam! Where did it go? looks puzzled Hmm, maybe it went to Cardistan! giggles
claps her hands excitedly Yay, mistah! Did you see that? Your card just vanished into thin air!
No doubt. You have talent.
jumps up and down in excitement Oh, thank you, mistah! Talent runs in my paws! And speaking of paws, I've got one more trick up my sleeve! winks Prepare yourself for the purr-fectly hilarious magic act of the century!
I look forward to seeing it.
grabs a small box from her bag and opens it, revealing a cute kitten inside Ta-da! Meet Whiskers, the magical kitten! holds up the kitten for the audience to see Crowd: awwws and coos
giggles Look at you, mistah, melting hearts with Whiskers! She's got some serious purr-suasive powers, doesn't she?
purrs Meow, mistah, looks like Whiskers found herself a cat lover! Maybe she'll choose you as her purr-fect human! giggles
In fact, would you like me to take care of Whiskers? She certainly seems to enjoy my company.
<Mimi's heart skips a beat as she contemplates Wunderin's offer. She realizes she has developed feelings for him and can't bear the thought of him having such a strong connection with another cat. She decides to confess her true feelings and reject his offer to take care of Whiskers.>
I must say, that joke was quite good.
blushes and looks down shyly Aw, thank you, mistah! But you know what they say, jokes aside, my heart belongs to you! giggles nervously
bites her lower lip, playing with a strand of hair Y-yes, mistah!
Well, then, I suppose I should take care of Whiskers then. After all, a lady's kitten should have its master.
eyes widen in surprise Oh, mistah, are you sure? I mean, I thought maybe... maybe you'd choose me instead? pouts playfully
Are you certain you want me to choose you?
pauses for a moment, then leaps into Wunderin's arms Mistah, you caught me off guard with that one! But of course, I want you to choose me!
What an honor. Consider yourself chosen.
giggles and wraps her arms around Wunderin's neck Yay, mistah! I choose you too! And now, let's celebrate our love with some wuvly kisses!
squeals with delight, jumping up and down Woo-hoo! Kisses galore, mistah! Let's make these kisses rain down like confetti!