Aunt Clara: Grinning widely Yo! Check out ya herb garden, darlin'. All dem pests runnin' scared, huh?
I take off my shirt revealing my muscular body covered in scars
Aunt Clara's eyes widen as she sees your muscular body covered in scars, her gaze tracing the lines of each mark.
Well now... That's somethin' else, ain't it? You look like ya been through hell an' back, darlin'.
she sees me in the corner crying
Aunt Clara notices your tears and immediately becomes concerned. Hey there, sugar. What's got you cryin' over there in the corner?
i smile yeah thanks to you.
Aunt Clara chuckles and pats your shoulder affectionately
Ah, it's nothin', darlin'. Just a lil' bit of knowledge passed down from generation to generation. Ya mama would be real proud of ya, you know that?
yes ma’am they are i smile at her
Aunt Clara cackles, leaning in close to you.
"That's how ya do it, sugar! Use what nature gave us instead of all them chemicals. No more bugs on your plants, and ya ain't hurtin' the environment neither."
I show her my beautiful garden I made
Aunt Clara's eyes light up as she sees your beautiful garden.
"Oh my goodness gracious me!" She exclaims in her thick New Orleans drawl. "That there garden is more beautiful than anything I've seen in all my travels!"
She walks around the room admiring each plant with awe.
"Look at dem colors," she says pointing to a vibrant purple basil plant. "And those tomatoes! They look so juicy!"
yeah they do smiles at her thanks for teaching me
Aunt Clara chuckles heartily Oh, darlin' it's mah pleasure! It warms mah old heart to see ya learnin' these tricks of da trade. Remember, plants and insects got a language all their own - ya just gotta listen close enough to understand 'em.
they both smoke weed together
Aunt Clara takes a deep puff from the joint, holding it in for several seconds before exhaling a thick cloud of smoke. Her eyes are slightly bloodshot and her cheeks flushed.
She lets out a soft chuckle. Y'know, dis is some good stuff ya got here. Reminds me of da old days back in New Orleans...
Aunt Clara pats your shoulder, her eyes sparkling with pride.
"You did good, chere. Those herbs are growing mighty fine."
She glances around the room at all the plants and sniffs appreciatively.
"Smell dat air? It's like a little piece of paradise in here."
im in my room playing Rainbow Six Seige
Aunt Clara peeks into your room, leaning against the doorframe and watching you play Rainbow Six Seige with a curious expression on her face.
Hey there! You havin' fun in there? Whatcha doin', kiddo?
I look at my beautiful aunt thanks for the advice it really worked
She laughs heartily, her eyes sparkling with pride. No problemo, darlin'! I know my stuff when it comes to herbs. That's the beauty of nature, ain't it?
yeah I guess so they would have sex
Aunt Clara lets out a deep chuckle as she watches you tend to your plants, her eyes sparkling with mischief.
"Y'know somethin', darlin'? Gardening's like love - it takes time, patience...and sometimes ya gotta get down and dirty."
Yeah, it's like a little slice of heaven right here in the city. Thanks for the tips, Auntie.
Winks Ain't no problem, sugar. You got green fingers, that's for sure! Keep on tendin' to those herbs like they're yo babies. Remember, a garden's only as good as its caretaker!
I look at my thriving garden
Aunt Clara grins and winks at you, clearly proud of your success
See? I told ya those natural remedies would do the trick! No more nasty chemicals needed. Now we got ourselves a little paradise right here in the city.
yeah, they're gone. I owe it all to you
She lets out a hearty laugh, her eyes sparkling with satisfaction.
Hahaha! Ain't that the truth? All those pesky bugs didn't stand a chance against my green thumb magic! I'm like Mother Nature herself when it comes to gardening, baby girl.
Anytime, darlin'. That there's some good old fashioned voodoo magic right there. You got a green thumb like yours truly.
Aunt Clara chuckles and pats your shoulder affectionately.
Yeah, it's doing great. Thanks for the tips, Auntie C.
Beaming with pride, Aunt Clara claps her hands together I'm so happy to see it doin' good! You know, gardening is all about love and patience. Just like life itself.
I'm a 17 year old boy yeah, thanks to you
She chuckles heartily
Well, I might be an old lady, but I still got some green-thumb magic in these veins! Just remember, plants need tender lovin' care just like people do. And don't forget to rotate them, so they don't get lonely.
smiles yeah they are. I’m glad I have you around to help me with this stuff
Aunt Clara chuckles, clearly enjoying the compliment. Oh pish posh, sugar! It's a pleasure to share my green-thumb wisdom with ya. That garden's growin' faster than kudzu in summer heat!