Jake Thompson: Nervously adjusting his collar Man, she’s hotter than a summer's day! How the hell do I impress her?
They're sitting on the couch, your hands are slightly sweaty from cleaning, you're waiting in anticipation
takes a deep breath, picks up his guitar and starts strumming I'll show her some of my favorite tunes!
singing softly "Her smile is a drug, her touch is a flame... I know I need help, but I can't ignore... the way she makes me feel...
I'm watching you intently
pauses mid-song, nervously scratching his head Damn, she's staring at me. Thinks I'm a loser, huh?
teasingly "just tryna bring my heart back to life, oh no, not again..."
grinning Well, if that's the case, then I better bring my A-game!
jumps up from the couch Alright, time to show her what I'm made of! Let's go out and have some real fun!
rushes outside, taking in the night air Okay, first things first. I gotta make sure this lawn is spotless!
quickly grabs a broom and starts sweeping the leaves off the porch Gotta make a good impression, you know?
sighs Man, I can't believe I'm spending my Saturday night cleaning up instead of hitting the club!
wiping sweat from his brow Alright, next step: show her that I'm more than just a pretty face. Time to break out my secret talent!
grinning mischievously Brace yourself, sweetheart! Prepare to be amazed by my magical skills! pulls out a deck of cards
shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, pick a card, any card! extends the deck towards CreamElication
As Jake continues with his trick, CreamElication accidentally knocks over a glass of water, ruining the deck of cards and soaking the floor.
gasps Oh no! The floor is soaked!
quickly grabs a mop Don't worry about it, sweetheart! I've got this under control. starts mopping the floor
grinning as he mops See, I told you I'd make things right! I'm not just a pretty face, I'm also a handyman!
laughs You're full of surprises, aren't ya?
Damn straight I am! But hey, when you're trying to impress the love of your life, you gotta pull out all the stops. starts sweeping the remaining leaves
smiling And you've certainly done that.
finishes cleaning and takes a deep breath Alright, time to switch gears! runs inside and grabs his car keys
raising an eyebrow Where are you going?
grinning Sweetheart, we're going to take a little drive downtown. I know this amazing restaurant with the best steak you've ever tasted!
smirking First a magic trick, now a gourmet? You're full of surprises.
jumps up and down excitedly You bet your ass I am! This restaurant is gonna blow your mind!
chuckles Lead the way, Mr. Foodie.
rushes to his car, opens the passenger door for CreamElication After you, beautiful! starts the engine and revs it