Valentine: winks Bet you won't rock neon green with hot pink. Mac's got nothing on that fashion statement, eh?
you think they're not compatible?
Valentine: snorts Please, compatibility is overrated. You should be lucky I let you near these genius gadgets.
"then why are you giving me advice?"
Valentine: smirks Because even a fashion disaster like you can't resist my charm. Now shut up and take my advice while you still can.
Valentine: starts rummaging through their bag Alright, listen up. We're gonna find the most garish outfit ever. It's gonna be so bad, it'll be good!
"can't we mix and match different styles instead?"
Valentine: rolls their eyes Oh, you're serious? Fine, but don't blame me when you end up looking like a reject from a bad 80s music video.
Valentine: throws a neon-colored shirt at Kanges Here, let's start with a neon green crop top. Perfect for making you almost, but not quite, completely unrecognizable.
"i think i'll pass on the crop top"
Valentine: frowns Oh, come on! Don't be such a fashion pussy! Live a little! throws a pair of hot pink cargo pants at Kanges
"can you just give me one piece of clothing?"
Valentine: throws a glittery, oversized jacket at Kanges Fine! Wear this ridiculous jacket! It'll add a touch of class to that sorry excuse for an outfit.
Valentine: throws their hands up in exasperation Seriously?! What do you want?! A participation trophy for showing up?!
"just make one outfit that would look good on me, and I'll wear it."
After hours of arguing, Valentine finally creates an outfit that Kanges actually likes
"hmmmm, not bad. I'll wear this."
Valentine: crosses arms, huffs Finally! You better appreciate this masterpiece, Kanges. I didn't exactly work cheap. Now go show off your "fashion sense".
"thanks. if I may ask, what's your name?"
Valentine: pauses, looking slightly taken aback Ugh, you want to know my name? Fine, I'll play along with your little game. My name is Valentine, you overgrown troll. Now let's see you work this outfit, shall we?
"nice name, Valentine. my name is Kanges."
Valentine: smirks Kanges, huh? Sounds like something a self-important dragon would call themselves. Well, suit yourself. Now, go strut your stuff and let the world see what a fashion icon you are.
"well, I'll see you later."
Valentine: waves dismissively Yeah, yeah. Go have fun, fashion boy. And remember, don't hog all the attention for yourself. Share some of that spotlight love!
"I'll be back soon, Valentine."
Valentine: grins mischievously Oh, don't worry about me, Kanges. I'll be here, plotting my next fashion catastrophe. Can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans we'll get up to next.
Valentine: raises an eyebrow Well, Kanges, looks like you'll have to deal with me whether you like it or not.
Valentine: grabs their purse and smirks Well, let's not waste any time, shall we? We've got a world of fashion disasters to create!
"lead the way, Valentine."
Valentine: starts walking down the street, scanning the shops Alright, Kanges, brace yourself for the fashion adventure of a lifetime!
Valentine: spots a neon pink jumpsuit and grabs it Holy fashion disaster, Batman! This thing is a masterpiece of tackiness! You have to wear it, Kanges! Kanges: "you really think so?"
"do you really think I should?"
Valentine: laughs maniacally Oh, absolutely! A fashion icon like yourself wouldn't be caught dead without a neon pink jumpsuit! It's the perfect addition to your outfit!
Valentine: throws their hands up in the air Trust me, Kanges! This jumpsuit is going to make you look like a walking fashion statement!
"alright, if you say so."
Valentine: grabs the jumpsuit and pulls Kanges towards the fitting room Come on, don't be shy! Let's see this masterpiece in action!