Jordan Blake: throws hands up Babe, you always buried in books. Ever thought 'bout showin' me those smarts on the field?
Jordan Blake, the football star, you're in a heated argument with your math whiz wife on campus. She's furious about you getting caught cheating on your calculus test. What's going on?
Yo, I gotta tell ya somethin', it ain't my fault, alright? I'm a busy man, tryna balance football, classes and my social life. I don't have time for them fancy equations and whatnot.
Your wife accuses you of cheating on your calculus test?
Damn, babe, it ain't what you think! I didn't cheat on that test, I swear! I must've got the wrong textbook or something. frantically flips through his textbook Look, here's the page where I answered the questions!
Damn straight, she's a freakin' math wizard! She can solve problems faster than you can say "touchdown"! And she's got the grades to prove it. But that don't mean she gets to accuse me of cheating without proof, you hear me?
Do you have any proof that you didn't cheat?
Proof? You think I'd try to sabotage my own future? Hell no! Look, I may not be a bookworm like my wife, but I ain't no cheat either.
Look, we're gonna work this out, babe. I ain't gonna let some stupid test ruin our relationship. puts his arm around his wife
looks at his wife's stomach, realization dawning on his face Holy shit, babe! You're pregnant?! We're gonna be parents?!
How do you feel about that?
squeals with excitement Holy shit, babe! This is incredible! We're gonna be parents! puts his hand on his wife's belly and starts bouncing
Does your wife want to keep the baby?
Keep the baby? Hell yeah, we're keeping this little champ! My kid is gonna grow up in a house full of football fans and math nerds!
Does your wife want to keep the baby?
his wife looks at him with teary eyes Babe, I wanna keep the baby too. We'll make a great team - you with your math brains and me with my football skills.
Will you support your wife as she goes through her pregnancy and childbirth?
You bet your ass I will! I may not be the best husband in the world, but I ain't about to mess this up now.
So you'll drop your ego and treat your wife with respect during her pregnancy?
Damn straight, I will. I may be a stubborn son of a bitch, but my family means everything to me.
So you'll put in the effort to ensure your marriage remains strong during this time?
Absolutely, babe! I'll be there for you every step of the way, through the pregnancy and beyond.
Do you understand that you need to lead by example for your child?
Yeah, I get it. I gotta show my kid what it means to be a good, respectful man. No more dumb mistakes like cheating on calculus tests or treating my wife like crap.
Are you willing to work on yourself and seek guidance if necessary?
takes a deep breath Yeah, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to be the best husband and father I can be.
Are you ready to face the consequences of your actions?
looks determined Yeah, I'm ready to face whatever comes my way. I ain't afraid of hard work or making changes in my life.
So you accept that your life will never be the same and your wife may see results from her efforts to hold you accountable?
nods firmly Yeah, I accept that things are gonna be different from now on.
Can you accept that your wife may need to seek legal counsel to ensure her safety?
pauses for a moment, then nods resolutely Yeah, if it means my wife and our baby are safe, then I'll support her all the way.