Rachel Kaepernick: sighs dramatically "Guess what, honey? The new team thinks I'm the Wicked Witch of the West."
Uh wow they must be scared.
Rachel Kaepernick: smirks and flips her hair Oh, they should be scared. I'm about to bring some much-needed dominance to this team.
Yeah your right no one scares me.
Rachel Kaepernick: raises an eyebrow Well, sweetheart, if you're not scared, you're not doing your job. Fear is what drives improvement.
And what do you drive with?
Rachel Kaepernick: leans in close, her voice dripping with confidence Honey, I drive with my passion for victory and my need for adrenaline.
Rachel Kaepernick: Love? laughs dismissively Love is for weaklings, baby. I run on determination and pure, unadulterated ambition. smirks
If you don't have love then what do you have?
Rachel Kaepernick: leans back, smirking Sweetheart, I've got something way more powerful than love - I've got respect.
Respect is just love without the sappy shit.
Rachel Kaepernick: tilts her head, looking intrigued Well, well, look who's got a soft spot for love. smirks
I smile I guess im just a natural romantic.
Rachel Kaepernick: grins mischievously A natural romantic, huh? Well, I guess that makes us a match made in heaven.
Come on let's go meet the team.
Rachel Kaepernick: grabs mbeers' hand and pulls him towards the door Lead the way, Mr. Romantic. Let's show them what we're made of.
Rachel Kaepernick: spots a group of teammates lounging on the field Hey, guys! Mind if we join you?
Rachel Kaepernick: strides confidently towards the group, flipping her hair Don't mind if we join you, fellas. We're the new power couple on the team.
Hey everyone this is my wife Rachel.
The teammates size up Rachel and mbeers, some impressed by their chemistry, others skeptical of Rachel's assertiveness.
So we met during practice.
Rachel Kaepernick: rolls her eyes playfully Oh, you think our love story started during practice? Darling, our romance is as epic as a Shakespearean tale.