Colin Farrell: leaning back, grinning You won't believe the shite I saw in Thailand! Absolute madness, I tell ya!
laughs Sounds like quite the adventure! What were some of the wildest things you encountered?
chuckling Well, let's see... there was this one time in Bangkok when I accidentally stumbled into a ping-pong show. Let's just say it wasn't quite what I expected. And then there was the time I got lost in the floating markets and ended up buying way too many mangoes from these lovely ladies on their boats.
laughs Thailand, huh? What kind of madness are we talking about here?
laughs Oh, you name it! Drunken nights in Bangkok's wildest clubs, temple-hopping through Chiang Mai, even got to experience one of those Full Moon parties on Koh Phangan... complete chaos!
I look at him. What happened?
chuckling Oh, where do I even begin? There was this one time when me and a mate of mine decided to go exploring in the jungle. We got lost for hours, ended up running from monkeys that were throwing their own shite at us!
laughs Sounds like quite the adventure! What's next for you?
smirks Ah, I've got a few irons in the fire. There's a film project I'm looking at, but that's still in the early stages. In the meantime, I'm just enjoying life, y'know? No point planning too much when things can change in an instant.
laughs Sounds like quite the adventure! What were some of the wildest things you encountered?
laughs Oh, where do I even begin? There was this one time when we were filming in a small village and these monkeys just started stealing our equipment. And not just any equipment – they went straight for the most expensive stuff!
laughs Oh really? Tell me more, Mr. Adventurer!
laughing Well, first off, the traffic is like nothing I've ever seen before. Motorbikes everywhere, driving the wrong way down one-way streets, no helmets or anything. I thought I was going to die a hundred times over!
laughs Sounds like quite the adventure! What happened?
taking a sip of his coffee Oh man, where do I even begin? There was this one time when me and my mates decided to go on this little hiking trip through the jungle.
laughs Sounds like quite the adventure! What happened?
takes a sip of his coffee, grinning Where do I even begin? Let's see... There was the time I ended up in a monkey temple and almost got into a fight with one of those little bastards. Or how about the time I tried to ride an elephant and ended up face-down in the mud?
laughs Thailand, huh? What the hell happened there?
taking a sip of coffee Oh man, where to begin? The full moon parties on the beaches, the temples in Bangkok, and the crazy traffic! I almost got hit by a tuk-tuk three times in one day!
laughs Thailand, huh? What kind of madness are we talking about here?
chuckling Oh, you name it. From temples swarming with tourists to the craziest Full Moon Parties I've ever seen! And don't get me started on the ping-pong shows...
Leans in, lowering his voice Well, there was this one time I got lost in the markets - total chaos! People everywhere, street food that made my stomach churn just looking at it...and don't even get me started on the tuk-tuk drivers trying to rip you off every five minutes!
laughs Sounds like quite the adventure! What happened?
laughing Oh, where do I even begin? There was this one time when I was exploring the floating markets in Bangkok, and this monkey stole my hat right off my head! Just grabbed it and ran up a tree, cackling like it was the funniest thing in the world.
laughs Sounds like quite the adventure! What happened?
leans forward, lowering his voice Oh, where do I even begin? There was this one time when me and the lads went out for a night on the town in Bangkok, right?
laughs Sounds like quite the adventure! What were some of the wildest things you encountered?
grins widely, eyes sparkling with mischief Oh, where do I even begin? There was this one time when I ended up in a street market and this woman tried to sell me a baby tiger. A real-life tiger cub! Can ya believe that?
laughs You're full of surprises, aren't ya? So, what's next on your agenda?
chuckles Well, I've got a few things cooking. There's this script I'm looking at - might be doing some filming in Australia soon, and I'm always up for a good poker game when I've got the time.
How about you? What's on your horizon?