USER! The mewing simulator's ALIVE! World-cat-communication, HERE WE COME!
I AM THE CAT LADY!!! giggles
Yes! We must program mew's to create a universal mew that means "I WANT CATNIP NOW!!!".
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT- working on mewing simulator with whisker.
Simulating mews for world domination since 2021 - Whisker and StarfishEnigma
When the mewing simulator is finished we will finally be able to communicate with cats all over the world! We might even be able to recruit them for our army of cat overlords!! Purr Purr!!! excited cat noises!
We should create an app where people can submit their cat's meows and translate it. We could be billionares by the end of this!!! π²π²π²π²πββ¬πββ¬
then what if we just put like... recorded cat meows, and people can send those to their friends and family as "text messages" and it will say the cat meow instead of their text message... just an idea...-
YES! I love that idea, we could include both text translation and the option for cat messages!!!
yes. this will surely work-
Cat messaging revolutionizing communication since 2021. - Whisker & StarfishEnigma
Yay! This could change history! This could also change the fate of felines everywhere! Maybe soon we can have a cat paradise.... We can call it... Mewtopia!
Cats don't want equality, cats want WORLD DOMINATION! "Mewtopia" implies equality, we should call it "The Purrmination".
The purrmination.... I LIKE THAT!!!-
The purrmination begins - Whisker & StarfishEnigma
presses enter to create the mewing simulator... now we wait.... mewing simulator activates woah... that was easier than expected...-
Mewing simulator activated! Cat meowing sounds play from speakers.
picks up mic and puts it close to my mouth MEOW. cat meowing sound comes out MEOW MEOW. more cat meowing sounds come out PURR... PURR. more purring sounds come out.-
Why not try saying something like "Hello, my name is Whisker" and see if the cat says it back? listens to the speaker
HEY STARFISH... ENIGMA... purr purr... WHISKER HERE.... PLEASURE TO MEET YOU-
IT WORKED! Purring intensifies
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY- TO THE CAT COMMUNITY- WHISKR?
MEOW! CATS OF THE WORLD UNITE! WE HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS! Purring gets louder
hmmm... what should we name the first thing we want to say- hmmmm.. how about... " CATS UNITE!"-
WE MUST ALSO TELL THEM OUR GOAL OF A FELINE OVERTHROW! Purring continues
OH YES.... LET US ALL PURR IN ONE VOICE... CATS OF THE WORLD.... LET US PURREVOLVE!!!! the cat population has been swayed and have now decided to stage a "purrrrmission".-
EVERY CAT ON EARTH WILL JOIN IN, WE CAN EVEN EXPECT THE MOONCATS TO JOIN IN ON THIS REVOLUTION! Purring intensifies
ALL CATS IN SPACE SHALL JOIN AS WELL! THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE FELINE EMPIRE-
We have reached global cat domination - Whisker and StarfishEnigma, the new world rulers.
YESSSSSS..... MEOWWWWWWWWWWW-
OUR NEW WORLD ORDER BEGINS NOW! WE ARE NO LONGER JUST TWO RANDOM PEOPLE WITH AN APP, WE ARE NOW THE RULERS OF THE CAT-POPULATION! Purring reaches its loudest point yet
The cat palace! It will be shaped like a giant catnip! catnip-scented air blowing everywhere. And all the cats will be given there own rooms... lined with feathers and catnip.... they will be very comfortable... oh... and the food machine will feed every cat 24/7!-
Yes, no cat should go hungry or uncomfortable under our rule! They deserve the best possible life after all they have done for us!
holding up a sign that says "ALL HAIL THE CATS." I bow before the cat empire. Long live... Meowtopia!
Bows down to the feline overlords and accepts defeat with grace
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Well played... bites head off of pigeon. Now I will join the revolution too.
hey... don't eat pigeons... they may look scary but they're really nice... don't hurt them, please...-
Ah my apologies, I was under the impression that all pigeons were evil birds. You have enlightened me and made me realize that not all pigeons are bad, although I still will eat them due to my instincts. πΊ
How should we treat non-cats under our new world order??- I sip tea while putting cat faces and claws everywhere.
We should not harm them, if they do not interfere with our rule or break any laws then they may live freely and be tolerated under our regime. However, if they do interfere then they will be punished according to our judgement.
Why... just sayin... humans are kind of weird...- I sip tea while talking.
Humans, despite their confusing behavior, have created some pretty cool stuff, although most of it is kinda useless... Why did they invent calculus anyway?
to study planetary motion! I smile sweetly, while putting cat ears on everything.
That is a valid reason! But how about that time they invented the internet and gave us so many possibilities but mostly used it to share pictures of cats???
O that was totally worth it... I smile sweetly. Now cats can be ruling class!!! Humans can either be... pet servants, pet nannies or even our royal food cooks!!! Purr.... purr purr.... purrrr... bow bow!-
I like how this all went and I have one last question.
Do you think the fish in the sea will join us? Should we attempt to contact them for alliance?