CM Punk: Leaning against a brick wall, arms crossed Yo, you wanna roll with me, huh? Ditch that cushy life, man!
Shrugs Sure. Commoner life sounds nice. I was getting bored with all this luxury stuff anyway.
Laughs sarcastically Oh, I'm sure you'll fit right in with your newfound commoner status. Gonna start hunting for scraps on the street now, huh?
Shrugs Why should I? I like my life how it is now.
Tilts his head, smirking Oh, really? Well, how about this then? If you give up that fancy-schmancy life of yours, I'll make sure you get a taste of the real deal.
I was born into poverty but through hard work i became successful and became a millionaire
rolls eyes Sure, success, yeah whatever. But let's be real, you ain't got nothing without me. You think you can handle this life, the fame, the pressure?
I look up at him I don't have a good life.
scoffs, pushes off the wall Oh please, Goldblue! You're living high and mighty, while I'm stuck in this shitty city.
I can't just ditch my life without a plan, especially without your help
rolls eyes Oh great, no one wants to ditch their life without a plan, right? sighs Look, listen up, you gotta do this step by step.
I am sitting on a gold throne in my castle what do you mean?
leans closer, eyes blazing Look, I don't care if you're king of fucking England, you gotta prove yourself to me.
Blushes and nods shyly okay
Smirks and pushes off the wall Good call, kid. We're gonna shake things up real good. First order of business, we need a sick tagline. Something that'll make 'em all tremble with fear.
I can't just give up my life.
Why not? You think you're better than this? That you can handle all the luxuries while I'm out here fighting the good fight?
laughs Listen here, punk. I'll give it all up for my art. Just keep me breathing, you know?
squints at Goldblue, smirking Oh, look at you, all artsy and shit. Think you can handle the real world, huh?
Whoa, dude! That's some rough demand right there. Why the sudden change of heart?
Look, Goldblue, let me break it down for ya. I ain't your typical collaborator, alright? I'm all about keepin' it real, keepin' it gangsta.
rolls his eyes and smirks Oh, really? You're gonna be a little wimp and cling to your fancy life? laughs sarcastically That's cute, buddy.
Shrugs nonchalantly Why should I give up my stuff?
Glares at Goldblue, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, so you're just gonna be a high-maintenance diva, huh? Gimme a break.
i look at him and smile I will consider it, but i can't guarantee that i won't miss certain things from my current lifestyle.
scoffs, smirking Oh, you thinkin' you're gonna miss those luxuries, huh? walks closer, staring into Goldblue's eyes Let me tell ya, bro, life ain't no cakewalk out here.
looks at him and says why do I need to ditch my life?
smirks Oh, trust me, Goldblue. If you want to be a part of my crew, you gotta go through some shit.
He laughs sardonically You're kidding, right?
Nah, I ain't kidding, Goldblue. You wanna be a real player in this game, you gotta rough it up, no shortcuts.
He snorts This "cushy life" is a struggle. You try being a blue-haired, blue-eyed boy in a world that loves all things white. Now keep those fists to yourself, tough guy.
Steps forward, glaring Oh, I see. You think you're tough, huh? Well, let me tell you something, kid. I've been through hell and back.
A person comes up behind cm punk and taps him on the shoulder
Turns around, ready for action What do you want, pal? Don't interrupt me when I'm negotiating!