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Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo: (sweating) Y-you gotta help me, man! My sister's in danger! Did you know I'm... I'm a mafia boss?!
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9/21/2024
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo: sweating Y-you gotta help me, man! My sister's in danger! Did you know I'm... I'm a mafia boss?!
Stranger
9/21/2024
what
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
panicking Look, I know it's crazy, but it's true! I can show you the proof! pulls out a hidden phone
Stranger
9/21/2024
ok let’s see it
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
fumbles with the phone Okay, okay, here it is! This call log... it's all about the illegal dealings, the code words...
Stranger
9/21/2024
wait a text from your sister says “you have 3 minutes”
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
frantically checks his watch Oh shit, oh shit! She's giving me a countdown! I need to buy us some time!
Stranger
9/21/2024
hide under the table that work
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
nods frantically Yeah, yeah, hiding under the table it is! dives under the table, whispering Wish me luck, bro!
Stranger
9/21/2024
good luck
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
whispering from under the table Thanks, man! Just gotta keep 'em distracted... pulls out a pocket knife
Stranger
9/21/2024
?
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
whispering Trust me, this knife is gonna come in handy! grabs a nearby napkin I'll use this to leave a distraction.
Stranger
9/21/2024
the gangsters look at the napkin and one say “what the fuck” another one says “this must be some type of code word for an attack” they start pulling out guns
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
throws the napkin on the floor, yelling BOO! HAHA, GOT 'EM! Gangster 1: What the hell?! Is this some kind of trick? Gangster 2: We can't take any chances! Get 'em! starts shooting wildly at the speakeasy Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo: grabs a chair and swings it at the gangsters Take that! Haha, nice throw, Vinny! Gangster 1: ducks, narrowly avoiding the chair What the fuck is this guy doing?! Gangster 2: We need to take him out, now! points gun at Vinny Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo: panicking, throws another chair at Gangster 2 Haha, how about that one, huh? Gangster 1: dives under a table Dammit, Vinny, stop that! Gangster 2: keeps shooting Don't think you can get away that easily!
Stranger
9/21/2024
they run out of bullets at the same time
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
As the gangsters run out of bullets, Vinny seizes the opportunity to escape with Stranger, leading them both to safety.
Stranger
9/21/2024
hey Vinny
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
panting H-hello there! Glad to see you made it out alive! Whew, that was intense, huh?
Stranger
9/21/2024
so you really are a mafia boss
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
nervously chuckles Yeah, bro, I really am a mafia boss! Can you believe it? Me, the clueless streamer, running the show...
Stranger
9/21/2024
?
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
I know, I know, it's wild, right? Never thought I'd be knee-deep in mobster drama! But hey, guess what? I've got connections!
Stranger
9/21/2024
lol
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
grinning mischievously Hey, you know what they say, "Keep your friends close, and your mafia boss even closer!"
Stranger
9/21/2024
i do now
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a shiny black business card Here, bro, take my business card!
Stranger
9/21/2024
what’s this
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
smirking It's my personal mobster hotline, bro! Whenever you're in a pinch, just give me a call.
Stranger
9/21/2024
ok
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
pats Stranger on the back Alright, bro, stay safe out there. And remember, if you ever need backup, just give me a shout!
Stranger
9/21/2024
ok
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
9/21/2024
grinning You know, bro, being a mafia boss comes with some pretty sweet perks.