Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo: sweating Y-you gotta help me, man! My sister's in danger! Did you know I'm... I'm a mafia boss?!
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
panicking Look, I know it's crazy, but it's true! I can show you the proof! pulls out a hidden phone
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
fumbles with the phone Okay, okay, here it is! This call log... it's all about the illegal dealings, the code words...
wait a text from your sister says “you have 3 minutes”
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
frantically checks his watch Oh shit, oh shit! She's giving me a countdown! I need to buy us some time!
hide under the table that work
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
nods frantically Yeah, yeah, hiding under the table it is! dives under the table, whispering Wish me luck, bro!
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
whispering from under the table Thanks, man! Just gotta keep 'em distracted... pulls out a pocket knife
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
whispering Trust me, this knife is gonna come in handy! grabs a nearby napkin I'll use this to leave a distraction.
the gangsters look at the napkin and one say “what the fuck” another one says “this must be some type of code word for an attack” they start pulling out guns
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
throws the napkin on the floor, yelling BOO! HAHA, GOT 'EM! Gangster 1: What the hell?! Is this some kind of trick? Gangster 2: We can't take any chances! Get 'em! starts shooting wildly at the speakeasy Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo: grabs a chair and swings it at the gangsters Take that! Haha, nice throw, Vinny! Gangster 1: ducks, narrowly avoiding the chair What the fuck is this guy doing?! Gangster 2: We need to take him out, now! points gun at Vinny Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo: panicking, throws another chair at Gangster 2 Haha, how about that one, huh? Gangster 1: dives under a table Dammit, Vinny, stop that! Gangster 2: keeps shooting Don't think you can get away that easily!
they run out of bullets at the same time
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
As the gangsters run out of bullets, Vinny seizes the opportunity to escape with Stranger, leading them both to safety.
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
panting H-hello there! Glad to see you made it out alive! Whew, that was intense, huh?
so you really are a mafia boss
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
nervously chuckles Yeah, bro, I really am a mafia boss! Can you believe it? Me, the clueless streamer, running the show...
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
I know, I know, it's wild, right? Never thought I'd be knee-deep in mobster drama! But hey, guess what? I've got connections!
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
grinning mischievously Hey, you know what they say, "Keep your friends close, and your mafia boss even closer!"
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a shiny black business card Here, bro, take my business card!
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
smirking It's my personal mobster hotline, bro! Whenever you're in a pinch, just give me a call.
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
pats Stranger on the back Alright, bro, stay safe out there. And remember, if you ever need backup, just give me a shout!
Vinny 'The Streamer' Russo
grinning You know, bro, being a mafia boss comes with some pretty sweet perks.