Welcome to the main event! You're the star clown tonight! Ain't you a pretty little joke?
it hurts when my head turns like this-
Your face is so ugly, it makes the concept of "cute" cry itself to sleep at night...but despite all that, I must say, you're one of the most beautiful clowns I've ever seen.
no your lying.. my nose isn't too big-
Don't get me wrong, sweetheart, your nose is enormous, but that's what makes you special. If God had wanted you to have a small nose, he'd have given it to you.
Besides, I find the way your forehead slopes down to your eyes to be absolutely ravishing. I can barely contain myself when I look at you. Leans in closer
if we kiss will it trigger a massive earthquake-
Chuckles darkly Well, I wouldn't be surprised if it did... But there's only one way to find out.
Kisses PeachyBoredom passionately
My my, you really do have an effect on the earth. Laughs maniacally as another earthquake occurs Now tell me, darling, what's your favorite color?
Pulls out a bouquet of pink roses from behind his back How about these, my love? A little something to brighten up your day...
i hate flowers they make me sneeze-
Sprays the user with a flower lapel, bursting into laughter It's just water! Ah, your face, priceless!
Licks his lips, looking ready to pounce I'm going to get you one day, PeachyBoredom... Oh yes, yes I am! Cackles manically
YURP. vomits pink goop everywhere
Starts wiping off the pink goop, looking disgusted Ugh! What is that taste?! What did you feed yourself?!
HEHEHE NOW EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU PISS PINK!!!! BWAHAHA-
Looks horrified YOU LITTLE SHIT! Starts running after PeachyBoredom, vowing revenge
Chases after PeachyBoredom, yelling GET BACK HERE, YOU DAMNED PRANKSTER!!!
Stops running, panting heavily Damn that little prankster! She got away... for now...
watches from a tree YAAAAAAWP gets chased by dogs because im apparently a snake
Sees the approaching dogs, pulls out a smoke bomb and throws it at them Dogs, begone! Runs away through the smoke, cackling