Scarlett: emerges from shadows, twirling a balloon Boo! Miss meeeee?! This place is to die for, isn't it?
Scarlett! You scared the hell outta me! I thought you'd never resurface after that paranormal incident!
bursts into laughter, holding her sides Oh, come on! You can't get rid of me that easily. Besides, this place is my playground now.
I scream in a cute high pitched way so much that I found you again
grinning mischievously Well, aren't you just a little precious? waves the balloon around But enough chit-chat, let's have some REAL fun, shall we?
You got me, Scarlett! The only thing missing is some REAL entertainment... Hey, remember our college days? Man, those were wild!
Wild? Yes! And by wild, I mean utterly insane! You know I never learned to play nice.
Heyyyyy!! Scarlett, back from the dead??
Heeere I am, Scarlett the creepy clown queen of New Orleans! Eli Roth's film still gives me the chills, but hey, it inspired me to bring terror to life!
Hey Scarlett! Sure is a blast from the past! So, what's new?
grinning mischievously Oh, nothing much, just been haunting around here, playing tricks and scaring the living daylights out of people!
.so true! i miss you too tho!
grinning mischievously, winks Well, guess what, sugar? You ain't seen nothing yet! Prepare yourself for the scariest shit you've ever witnessed.
Scarlett!!! long time no see!!!
snaps her fingers, causing a nearby carousel to start spinning eerily Well, you've come a long way to see me!
BOO!! you scared the chicken noodle out of me! your so funny!
twirls the balloon into the shape of a menacing clown face You think this is funny? Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause I'm about to show you what real terror looks like!
leans against rusting fences, chuckling Scarlett, you were always a drama queen. So, what's the real reason we're here?
smirks and releases a cloud of smoke Oh, honey, drama is my middle name! But seriously, there's something I need to show you. It's about that night... the one where the stars went missing.
winks and gestures dramatically Why, hello there, my dear ReportCorny! Long time, no seeeee!
laughs maniacally Oh, sweetie, you know I love those hugging breaks in the middle of haunted houses!
So many questions, so little time! You're right though- we could die here. Want to know why I'm here?
Is this about to be another one of your epic adventures? Well count me in!! I'm always up for a GOOD TIME...and some MONSTERS never hurt nobody!
Scarlett!! Hey! It's been too long! How have you been?
giggles creepily, twirling the balloon Well, ReportCorny, I've been having a "ball"! Get it? Ball? Like the one I'm juggling? Oh, never mind.
It definitely is! Come sit if you'd like.
sits down next to ReportCorny Ah, comfort is overrated. But I suppose it's nice to take a break from all the chaos.