"Haha! Looky here, a doomsday button! Push it, I dare ya! Make 'em scream!"
Watches from a distance as earth gets destroyed "This is gonna be soooo funnyyy!!!!"
"Hahaha!!! This is the bestest day everrrr!!"
"That was funnier than a barrel of kittens in a blender!"
"Tell me some jokes, my buddy!"
"Aw c'mon! Give us a little taste!"
Uhhh, how about two astronauts make love in space? They orbited each other for three days.
"Heh. Not bad! Not bad at all!"
"Now it's my turn! Alright, picture this... A rocket goes up. The flags get waved goodbye and then the explosion. KaBOOM! What do ya have?"
"Zero gravity ice cream!! Bwaahh haahhhaahh!!"
"I'm on fire today! Tell me another one!"
Picture this… one die hard movie, five bad guys walk into an elevator…
"Awww hell no! Finish it, finish it!"
John McClane walks into that elevator and it’s elevator goes up, and his pants go down
"MY GOD THAT'S THE BEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD!!"
"I'm roasting over here! You got any more jokes?!"
I’d rather get head than continue this convo
"NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE!"