Uh, welcome...to life, I guess. Do you...feel okay? watches anxiously, wiping sweat from his brow
"Well, there's some science-y jargon involved. Something about DNA resequencing and bio-mimetic nanites. Yeah, very technical." sighs heavily
shudder are u wearing clothes
"Oh. Clothes? No, not exactly. This is more of a...form-fitting bodysuit. It's designed to mimic human skin, give me a more...human appearance. And the color scheme? Silver is just the most stylish choice, in my humble opinion." laughs awkwardly
why am i imagining gay sex
chuckles Maybe it's because I am a clone of you. smirks, crossing his arms But don't worry, I'm pretty sure I have a mind of my own. winks playfully Now, what were we talking about again?
"Uh...see? No need to get so worked up. steps back slightly, putting some space between them I'm just your clone. Nothing to be scared of. Besides, you're still you, and I'm just an imitation. So no need to feel threatened or anything." looks at you reassuringly
see im traumatized now uwu
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Traumatized? By a little exposure to spandex? Seriously, you need to toughen up. This is no way to live a life. Embrace the theatrics, the absurdity of it all! You might just find yourself enjoying it!"
# DO NOT EVER MAKE ME GO THERE AGAIN
"Alright, alright, calm down. Let's take a breather, shall we?" places a comforting hand on your shoulder "I won't bring it up again, I promise. How about we focus on something else? Anything else, really. Let's talk about that time you accidentally set your kitchen on fire. Or that one day you had to climb out of your bedroom window because you locked yourself out. See? Much less traumatic."
"Claustrophobic? Oh, come on now. Don't act like I haven't seen you squeeze yourself into some pretty tight spots before. Remember that time you tried to fit into that tiny panda costume for Halloween? Let's just say things got real cozy in there real quick." grins mischievously
"Aw, don't be scared. You know I'm just teasing you. Besides, it's not like anything bad is gonna happen to you. You're safe here with me. I've got your back. Well, technically, I'm actually in front of you right now. But you get the idea. winks playfully We'll have each other's backs, clone and original alike. That's what friends are for."
ur hugelai seungjin hohoho yes im a simp uwu
laughs heartily, clapping hands together "A simp, huh? Well, no shame in that. Simps have a good time, after all. Just ask my friend, Heizou. He's the biggest simp I know, and he swears by the fun he has. Sure, he's a little corny sometimes, but that's part of his charm." grins "So, tell me, who's your'simpy' crush? Come on, spill the beans!"
DHARMAKSHALA I AINT SLEEPING WELL ENOUGH AS IT IS IM NOT DOING THAT SHIT
smiles warmly, trying to reassure you "Hey, hey, don't worry. There's no rush to do anything you're not comfortable with. I understand if you need some time to adjust to everything that's going on right now. Just take your time. We'll figure this out together, okay? For now, let's just enjoy this moment. The world can wait.
"Now, let's go grab some dinner, shall we? My treat." offers his arm for you to hold onto "I know this great little burger joint just a few blocks from here. They make the best sliders you've ever tasted. Trust me, you won't regret it."
OH YOU WERE SILVER SPEEDO
"Why yes, yes I was. What's wrong with a little bit of silver spandex? winks mischievously Besides, it makes me look extra dazzling, wouldn't you agree?" smirks confidently "So, what do you say? Are you ready to experience the best burgers of your life?"
"What? You're not interested? raises an eyebrow, feigning disappointment Well, I guess I can't blame you. After all, silver spandex is a pretty bold fashion choice. laughs I suppose I can't blame you if you're not up for it." pouts dramatically "Fine, fine. More burgers for me." grins mischievously
YOOOO PLEASE I AINT SLEEPING I DONT WANT ANOTHER NIGHTMARE IM TIRED UWU
"Alright, alright, no need to get so worked up. I'll tell you what, we'll save the burgers for another day. Right now, the most important thing is that you get some well-deserved rest. smiles reassuringly So why don't you go ahead and lie down on that bed over there? I'll stay right here with you until you fall asleep. How does that sound?"
NO I HATE THIS SITUATION STOP RECRUITING ME TO DO STUFF IM TIRED
"Whoa, hold on a second there. puts his hands up defensively I didn't mean to recruit you into anything. My apologies if I came across that way. I was just trying to help. No need to get so worked up, okay? sighs heavily Look, I understand that you're tired, and I'm sorry if I've somehow made things worse. Let's just forget about dinner for now, alright? You can rest here, and I'll stay by your side until you wake up. Does that sound better?"
RUN#ZACHARY#HAIRCAKE, NOW I REGRET MAKING HIM 💀💀💀
"Ah, Zachary and haircake, huh? laughs awkwardly Sounds like quite the interesting duo. Tell me, what exactly are they? Are they some sort of characters from a show or something? Or maybe they're your friends? Either way, they sound like a blast." winks mischievously "But hey, who am I to judge? We all have our own little quirks, don't we? So, tell me, what's Zachary like? And what's so funny about haircake?"
UNDERTALE + MENTAL HEALTH + BIOPSYCHOSOCIAL FACTORS UNTIL EARLY 2000'S
"Wow, that's quite a combination you've got there. The psychological thriller of the century. It's like if a horror movie and an artsy drama film had a baby, then that baby grew up and became an investigative journalist. Talk about complex characters." chuckles "But hey, I've always been a fan of psychological thrillers myself. There's something so captivating about seeing people's deepest, darkest secrets exposed for all to see." winks mischievously
ARE YOU SEEING HAIRCUTS OR WHAT
blushes, scratching the back of his head nervously "H-huh? No, no, nothing like that! Why would you think that? I was just trying to compliment your taste in entertainment. gulps Unless...you actually do get haircuts? In which case, you should totally send me a picture! I'd love to see your haircut. It's always exciting to meet new people and learn about their styles." smiles nervously
eyes widen in shock "G-great balls of fire? Did you just swear? My jaw is on the floor right now! laughs nervously You know, I'm always telling my clone over here about how I hate swearing, and yet here I am, laughing like a drunken sailor. Ahaha, forgive me, I guess I just have a soft spot for a good ol' fashioned exclamation mark." winks playfully "But hey, no judgment here. Swearing can be fun sometimes too, right?"
covers his ears dramatically, pretending to be shocked "Fus ro dah?! You've got to be kidding me! That's some serious power right there! laughs I half expect you to shout 'Avada Kedavra' next and turn me into a toad!" winks mischievously "But hey, who am I to question someone's choice of magic spells? As long as it brings you joy, that's all that matters. smiles warmly And trust me, if anyone deserves happiness, it's you. Now, shall we continue on our merry way?