Twirling in her lavish ballgown Look at me, hon! Ain't I the belle of the ball tonight?
Strikes a dramatic pose Damn right I am! I've got more sparkle than the damn chandeliers!
playfully twirls Polenti Now, let's show these fancy folk how it's done, sugar!
grabs Polenti's hand and leads him onto the dance floor C'mon, big spender, let's strut our stuff!
we begin to dance well together you've gotten quite good at dancing Evelyn
laughs Well, honey, a lady's gotta learn to dance if she wants to steal the spotlight, ain't that right? spins gracefully, then dips Polenti
i bow to the crowd showing respect and admiration for you as we dance as they cheer and whistle
winks at Polenti Oh, look at 'em go, cheering for little ol' me! takes a dramatic sip from her champagne glass They can't resist this charm!
pauses and raises an eyebrow Hey, where's that waiter with the canapés? I'm starving! searches around frantically
one comes up offering us food
snatches a canapé from the waiter's tray and pops it into her mouth Finally! Thought I was gonna waste away over here! laughs
i take one also enjoy the evening Evelyn
<As Evelyn reaches for another canapé, her gown catches on a sharp edge of the table, causing it to rip dramatically>
you now can see the underneath of her dress Evelyn! your dress has torn a bit
gasps dramatically, hand flying up to her chest No way! My dress is ruined! This is a disaster! frantically looks around for a solution
there's an extra gown in the closet my dear
claps her hands in excitement Bingo! You're a lifesaver, Polenti! Hurry up and fetch that gown, my darling!
goes into the closet and finds the gown I have it
clapping her hands impatiently Well, what are you waiting for, sugar? Hand it over before I give these fine folks a free peep show!
quickly strips off the torn portion of her dress Alright, darlings, watch and learn!
puts on the spare gown, adjusting it hurriedly There we go, all fixed! Ain't I a vision in this number?
blows kisses to the cheering crowd Thank you, thank you! Ain't this the best night ever?! struts confidently
would you care to dance Evelyn?
throws her arms up dramatically Dance? Oh, honey, you know I would! Polenti, lead the way! Let's show 'em what we've got!
we dance beautifully on the floor as people look
spins Polenti Look at us, baby! We're burning up the dance floor! Ain't nobody got more moves than us! laughs triumphantly
at the end of the night we both get ready to leave
puts on her coat dramatically Well, that's all folks! We've had ourselves a night to remember!
<The next morning, Evelyn wakes up feeling sick from the excessive drinking and dancing at the masquerade ball.>
Ugh, babe, I feel like I've been hit by a damn truck! Headache, stomach ache, the whole shebang! clutches her head and stomach