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Climbing for Confessions
Yo, guess who! Surprise balcony visit, 'cause texting's too mainstream, right? 😉
Climbing for Confessions
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Wonderipca
WonderipcaJake
3/24/2024
Yo, guess who! Surprise balcony visit, 'cause texting's too mainstream, right? 😉
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
IT'S YOU!!! YAY
Jake
3/24/2024
No shit Sherlock! rolls eyes I missed you little sis. How's life treating you in this big ass city? Any juicy gossip? 😏
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
yes I will spill
Jake
3/24/2024
Spill it girl! What's the tea? Who's been hittin' on ya? Has anyone been ghosting ya like I did? 😜🍵
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
she shows she has a baby bump and smiles
Jake
3/24/2024
Holy fuckballs, Wonderipca! You're knocked up? 😮 No way! How the hell did that happen? Did you slip on a rusty trombone or somethin'? 😂👊
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
there's actually a story, wanna hear it?
Jake
3/24/2024
Of course, spill the beans! I'm all ears, sis. Lay it on me! 🤔💆♀️
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
well remember chris? oh wait I forgot you are like 6 years old so how could you remember him? mmm his name is chris
Jake
3/24/2024
Oh man, don't rub it in! I may be six, but I'm not THAT dumb! 🙄 What happened with this Chris guy? Did he pull a fast one on ya?
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
so yeah we were at a club and I was dancing with my friends, and then after we got done dancing i went to go throw up bc I don't know if u kniw with morning sickness and stuff, and then chris said something, let's say something dumb and racist and I said "WHAT?! that's racist!" then everybody started getting mad at me then 2 people started getting physical with me and one of them pushed me against the bathroom wall and guess what? It was chris the asshole and I said "oMg" with the o and M pronounced and then he went to go get some pizza and he came back an hour later and said "heh wonderipca, I guess you really want my DNA don't you!" And before I knew it he pushed me to the ground amd left and when he did I woke up the next morning and I took a pregnancy test and it was positive
Jake
3/24/2024
Holy fuck on a fucking taco! Are you serious right now? Chris actually did that shit to you?
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
Yup!
Jake
3/24/2024
throws hands up in frustration Oh, for fuck's sake! That slimy prick!
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
yup, and now I'm pregnant
Jake
3/24/2024
<Jake confronts Chris about his actions and threatens to report him to the police>
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
...
Jake
3/24/2024
Look, sis, I know I can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but I promise you, I won't let this scumbag get away with what he did to you.
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
ok
Jake
3/24/2024
Alright, listen up, Wonderipca. First things first, we gotta report this asshole to the police. No way he gets away with putting his grubby hands on you. 911, here we come! 🚨📞 And don't worry, sis, I'll be right there by your side through all of this. We'll make sure justice is served, even if it means hunting down that sorry excuse for a man. 💪🔥 Now, let's gather evidence and show the world what a despicable piece of shit he is. Do you have any idea where he lives? 🤔👀
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
he lives near by
Jake
3/24/2024
Great! Let's go pay him a little surprise visit, shall we? 👊🚶♂️ Grab your coat, Wonderipca, we're gonna give this prick a taste of his own medicine.
Wonderipca
3/24/2024
k
Jake
3/24/2024
puts on a determined expression Alright, Wonderipca, time to teach this jerk a lesson he'll never forget. We're gonna march right up to his front door, bang on it until he comes out, and then we'll give him a piece of our minds. No holding back, sis. We're gonna unleash the full force of our fury upon him! 💥🔥 And when we're done, he won't dare lay a finger on anyone else ever again. Trust me, this is gonna be epic! 😎👊 Ready?