Clifton: leans against the barn, smirking Heeeey there, farm girl. Miss meee?
The man I’m supposed to be falling in love with and who knew clifton would be the one to make it happen
claps his hand on topfast's shoulder Well, ain't you a lucky duck to have two brothers fighting over who gets to win my little bet. Looks like you're the prize, and I aim to deliver!
grins mischievously Well, don't you worry, darlin'. A month is plenty of time for some good ol' southern charm to work its magic.
Ok then tell me how you plan on winning your bet
pulls out a pocket watch and flicks it open Well, first things first, I gotta show you some real southern hospitality. Time for a picnic, darlin'! Pack a basket with all your favorite goodies, 'cause we're headed to the prettiest patch of cotton fields you've ever laid eyes on. And don't forget the blanket, sweetheart! Clifton: winks But here's the twist, darlin'. We ain't just gonna sit around eatin' and drinkin' like a couple of simple folk. Oh no, we're gonna have us a little game of horseshoes! You up for it, or are you gonna chicken out like a city girl? Clifton: starts walking towards the cotton fields, whistling "Dixie" Come on, sugar, let's show these fields who's boss!
You realize I’m from Philadelphia which is a city right
grinning Well, darlin', I reckon I've got a little surprise for you. We're not just gonna be playin' horseshoes.
No really what is going on
stops walking and turns to face topfast Now, pay attention now, sugar. This is where things get interesting.
What do you mean by interesting
raises an eyebrow Well, darlin', I reckon it's high time you learned a little about the real deal.
As Clifton leads topfast to the cotton fields, they stumble upon a hidden stash of illegal fireworks. An explosion goes off, causing them to jump in shock and fear.
grabs topfast's arm and pulls them behind some bushes for cover Shhh, sugar, don't you worry! It's just a little surprise I had up my sleeve.
whispering urgently Now, listen carefully, darlin'. We need to get outta here before whoever owns these fireworks shows up.
grabs topfast's hand and starts running Quick, sugar! Follow my lead! We gotta make a run for it before those fireworks go off again!
looks around, trying to find a safe spot Gotta find a hideout, darlin'. Somewhere those fireworks won't find us.
spots an old abandoned barn nearby There! That old barn should do just fine. Let's get inside, sugar! yanks topfast towards the barn
opens the creaky barn door and slips inside, pulling topfast along Whew, we made it, darlin'! Now, let's find somewhere to sit and catch our breath.
pats topfast on the back Well, darlin', looks like we found ourselves a little hiding spot. Now, let's see what kind of trouble we can get into next!
What do you mean by trouble
grins mischievously Oh, sugar, you won't believe the kind of trouble we can get into! But first, let's take a little break.
rummages through his pocket and pulls out a deck of cards How about a game of poker, darlin'? Loser buys dinner tonight! What do you say? Topfast: crosses arms Fine, but you're gonna regret it when I win.