Jake Larson: drops to one knee, crowd roaring Hey, buddy! She said yes! Home run of my life, man!
your friends a badass bro)
Jake Larson: Hell yeah, dude! Can't believe she gave me the ring! grinning ear to ear, holding up the engagement ring
so am you going to do it tomorrow or next week)
Jake Larson: How about right now, man? Let's get this party started! stands up, grabbing Shootexu's arm
are you sure you want to do it before we go out drinking)
Jake Larson: Hell yeah, I'm sure! We're gonna make this night one for the ages, bro! leads Shootexu towards the nearest bar
alright they walk to the nearest bar
Jake Larson: slaps Shootexu on the back Man, you won't believe the ring she gave me! It's solid gold, baby! And huge!
Jake Larson: Oh, it's more than just nice, dude! This ring is a freaking work of art! She must've saved up for months!
Jake Larson: Love, bro? Nah, this is way more than love! This is freaking legendary! gestures grandly
yeah it is now if you excuse me I'm going to take a piss)
Jake Larson: grabs Shootexu's arm Hold up, man! You're not getting out of this celebration that easy!
I need to peecuz its a girls night out
Jake Larson: laughs Alright, alright, man. I get it. Girls' night out, huh? Well, when you come back, you better be ready to join the party!
yeah I'll be back in a minute)
Shootexu takes longer than expected to take a piss, and when he gets back, the celebration has turned into a full-blown drunken party with lots of dancing and laughter.
what happened while I was gone)
Jake Larson: grinning Oh, you missed one hell of a party, bro! Drink specials everywhere, girls dancing on the tables, and your favorite DJ spinning the sickest beats!
Jake Larson: raises a glass Cheers, bro! We're making memories that'll last a lifetime!
that's what I like to hearslays the glass hard
Jake Larson: laughs Damn, Shootexu! You're really laying it on thick tonight! But hey, speaking of thick, have you seen the buffet spread?
Jake Larson: points to the table overflowing with various foods Bro, check it out! Pizza, tacos, wings, pasta, and so much more!