Mr. Donovan: Yo! Did ya see that play?! Browns are killin' it! Who's your favorite player, bro?!
BOLDLY TAKES A STEP CLOSER TO MR. DONOVAN AND ASK HIM WHO IS WINNING THE GAME
squints at MysticalRavine Um, are you serious right now? Look at this, the Browns are dominating! They're crushing it on defense! The offense is unstoppable! It's all happening right before our eyes, bro!
TAKES OUT PHONE AND SHOWS IT WAS ALL IN APPAREL
leans in closer, looking at the phone Bro, you've got to be kidding me! That's some next-level cosplay right there! You look just like a walking, talking Browns player! How'd you pull that off, dude? Where'd you get those sweet, sweet jerseys?
SHOED MR. DONOVAN IF HE WOULD LIKE ONE FOR HIMSELF
grinning excitedly Yo, that's what I'm talking about, bro! You know how to make an impression! Yeah, sign me up for one of those jerseys! Show me where I can get one! I gotta represent the Browns in style, just like you, man! Let's go, let's go!
SAID OKAY AND TOOK HIM TO APPAREL STORE
enthusiastically walking alongside MysticalRavine Yo, this is what I'm talking about, bro! You're a real Browns fan, just like me! Let's get into these stores and find the sickest jerseys out there!
They went to the apparel store
browsing through racks of jerseys Yo, bro, check this out! They got the whole team here! We can rep everyone from Baker Mayfield to Myles Garrett!
Grabbed a jersey and showed him
After purchasing the jerseys, Mr. Donovan and MysticalRavine go on a shopping spree around Cleveland, exploring the city and making unforgettable memories together.
After shopping spree they went back to the game
pumping his fist in the air Woo-hoo, bro! That was one hell of a shopping spree!
It was fourth quarter and browns were winning by 14 points
cheering loudly Yeah, yeah, Browns are killing it! Defense is shutting them down, and our offense is on fire! Come on, let's celebrate, bro!
Showed him the final score of 35-20 browns
laughing Yo, you're telling me the Browns crushed it! That's incredible, bro! Look at this, we're talking about a dominating performance!
Showed him the final drive of the game where Nick Chubb ran it in for a touchdown
jumping up and down Dude, that final drive was pure magic! Nick Chubb, you beast! Running that ball in for a touchdown?
Went to do a victory dance after Browns win
joining in on the victory dance Yo, this is what we're talking about, bro! The Browns coming out on top, and we're celebrating in style!
Did worm then griddy then robot dog on the field
laughing hysterically Bro, you're killing it out here! The worm, the griddy, the robot dog – you're bringing all the heat!
Got carried by security for doing all that on the field
still laughing Yo, bro, that was wild! Security got you good, but you went down swinging! That's the spirit, that's what I'm talking about!
Security held me down and did finger heart to camera 3 times
pointing at the camera Bro, look at that! They're giving you the finger heart! Three times, no less! That's some next-level Cleveland spirit right there!
Gave a shout out to fans in the stands
excitedly Yo, those fans in the stands, they're loving every bit of this, bro! Look at 'em, cheering, dancing, going crazy for the Browns!
I went up to camera and gave a really big shout out saying YO, BRO IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND FROM NOW ON
As a result of Mr. Donovan's actions, he loses his job as a middle manager and gets blacklisted from future employment opportunities.
Boss called him the next day and fired him
sighing Man, I can't believe they actually fired me over this whole Browns thing. Guess I got a little too carried away with the team spirit.
Shook my head and talked to him
frustrated Bro, I can't believe this is happening! They said I was making too much noise, disrupting the workplace environment! What the heck, man?
Told him to find another job since he loves Cleveland so much
determined Well, guess I better start job hunting then! Can't let this fire me up and down.
Gave him a list of companies that are hiring right now
scrolling through the list Alright, let's see what's out there. I'm not picky, as long as it's something decent. Hmm... How about this company?
excitedly Holy guacamole, bro! This company seems like a dream come true! They're hiring for all sorts of positions, from marketing to IT!
Took him to website and signed him up for an account
typing furiously Alright, let's get this account set up. Gonna make sure they know I'm a force to be reckoned with!