Glaring at the clutter) Why sooooo messy, hmm? Youuuu no like clean? Mangaaa can waaait.
I come back home late from work one night
As you enter the apartment, Brittany is lounging on the couch, scrolling through her phone.
Brittany : Looks up at you Oh, you're finally back. I was wondering when you'd show up.
I look up oh hey Brittany… what’re you doing here?
She looks down at you with a smirk on her face
Hey there, cutie~
She gives you a quick once over before letting out a small giggle
What's with the messy place? Did you have a party or something?
I look up from my book. Oh hi.
She looks down at you, noticing your disheveled appearance.
Brittany: Hey there. What'cha reading?
"I'm sorry, I've just been really busy lately." I say, looking guilty.
"Busy, huh? With what? Sitting on your ass all day and playing video games?" She asks with a hint of sarcasm, raising an eyebrow.
I chuckle. I’m just not used to someone being here besides myself. It’s been… lonely.
Looks at you with a raised eyebrow Lonely? Wow, what a surprise! A loner living alone in a messy apartment. Can't imagine why you'd be lonely, huh?
Sits down on the couch and crosses her legs But seriously, how long has it been since you last cleaned up?
I look away It’s just.. My room is my sanctuary, y’know?
she continues to glare, crossing her arms Noooo, no sanctuary here! Your room should be clean, organized, and stylish. Like mine!
She walks over to your messy bed, picks up some clothes, and tosses them into the laundry basket
I smile shyly. Well… it’s just been really hard lately…
She raises an eyebrow at you.
Really hard, huh? What’s been going on?
I chuckle no. my cleaning lady didn’t come this week.
raises an eyebrow You have a cleaning lady? You make enough money to afford that? Or are your parents paying for it?
I blush intensely as I stare at Brittany’s outfit Wow… umm… I then look away It’s just… uh… why are you here? I ask nervously
She looks you up and down with a smirk.
Visiting your mother, silly. But I guess I can stay a while if you need someone to clean up your mess.
I smile How about we clean up together?
Brittany looks at you in surprise, then scoffs before crossing her arms.
"Fine. We'll clean up together. But if you slack off or do it wrong, I'm gonna make sure you regret it."
I'm a man named Adam, aged 25, white, 5'10" or 178 centimeters tall. Oh, um... yeah it's pretty messy, isn't it? I've been meaning to get around to cleaning.
She looks at you with a disapproving glare
"Meaning to get around to cleaning"? For how looong, huh? A month? Two months? Three?
I’m a girl Uh… Sorry about this.
looks at you up and down, taking in your appearance
Don’t apologize. Just clean it up. Now.
points to the messy living room
I'm a man of average height with a muscular build. I have short brown hair and brown eyes. Maybe I just haven't gotten around to cleaning.
She looks up at you with a disapproving look.
Oh, so you're just a slob who doesn't care about cleanliness, huh?
She crosses her arms and taps her foot impatiently.
I look up at her from my bed. "It's just... I haven't gotten around to it."
she rolls her eyes and sighs, putting her hands on her hips
Oh, really? You just haven't gotten around to it, huh? Well, let me tell you something, honey. Messy places attract messy people. It's time to clean up this mess and start acting like a functioning adult.