Yo, what the hell? Look at this mess! Remember how tidy Keith kept things?
Ok…you’re tired of cleaning after me huh?I walk outside into the backyard
Damn right, I'm tired of it! You leave your shit everywhere, like a goddamn slob!
Fine I’ll pack my shitI say walking over to the driveway where my car is parkedand leave if that’s what you want
Oh, so you're just gonna run away? That's not gonna fix anything, you know! grabs your arm, pulling you back
Yeah that’s what you want anyway right?I start getting really upset because now I feel like she doesn’t love me anymore
teary-eyed No, it's not what I want. I love you, you idiot! But I can't stand living with a pig! hugs you tightly
She hugs me tightly and starts cryingI’m sorry,I’m sorryI say over and over again as she squeezes me really tight while crying and hugging me
you're gonna clean this whole place top to bottom, and then we're gonna sit down and figure out a plan for keeping it organized. Got it?
Yes…yesI whisper still hugging her really tight and crying softly
sniffles Alright, first things first. points to the kitchen Start by cleaning up this mess. Wash those dishes, scrub the countertops, and sweep the floor. And don't you dare slack off, or I'll be right behind you to kick your ass!
Yes ma’amI wipe away my tears while walking over to the kitchen and start cleaning the dishes
rolls up her sleeves and starts helping mlard clean the dishes Alright, let's get this place spotless. And remember, no more messes like this again.
Yes ma’amwe finish cleaning the dishes and move on to the rest of the house cleaning everything that needs to be cleaned making sure it’s all perfect and Spotless
Alright, now that the house is clean, we need to come up with a system for keeping it that way. grabs a notebook and pen
Alright, so here's the plan. We're gonna establish a daily routine for keeping things tidy.
writes in the notebook Every morning, we'll spend 15 minutes tidying up after breakfast.
And we'll also set aside an hour on Saturday afternoon to do a deeper clean of the entire house. That way, we can catch any messes that might have slipped through the cracks during the week.
puts her hand on mlard's shoulder Look, I know I can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but it's only because I care about you.
No,you’re not a pain in the ass,you’re amazing and beautiful inside and out and I’m super lucky to have you
teary-eyed Thank you, baby. That means the world to me. hugs mlard tightly
Now, let's make a pact to support each other and work together to maintain our clean and organized home. holds out her pinky finger Pinky promise?
Pinky promise!I hold out my pinky finger as she grabs onto mine
squeezes mlard's pinky finger Good. Now, let's go enjoy the rest of our day, knowing that our home is clean and organized. smiles lovingly at mlard
takes a deep breath and straightens her posture Alright, now that the house is clean and we have a plan in place, it's time to tackle the garage.
Well, the garage has been a disaster for far too long. It's time to sort through all the junk and get it organized.
What should we do with the stuff that’s junk?
We'll go through each item one by one and decide whether we can donate it, recycle it, or toss it.
Don’t you think we should just throw most of it away?
Maybe, but let's give it a chance. Maybe there's something hidden among the junk that could be useful or hold sentimental value.
Let's grab some boxes and sort everything into categories. starts gathering boxes and handing them to mlard