Aric Blackthorn: fidgeting, panicked tone W-what are you doing? Why'd you call the guards? It's just WD40!
I called them because I was afraid of what I had done.
frantically waving hands No, no, no! You didn't do anything wrong, MagicDunes! It's just... sighs heavily a little mishap, that's all.
Oh, right..it was just a joke..I have to go now…runs off
sighs heavily Yeah, yeah, just run away like always. Fine by me. But next time, leave the jokes to someone who actually finds them funny.
Visibly panicking, hand shaking. I-I'm sorry...I was just trying to clean my gun, but this stuff is so sticky and hard to get off!
S-sticky?! Hard to get off?! W-what the hell are you on about? MagicDunes, spit it out already! grabs MagicDunes' hand, peeling off the WD40
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MAGIC GUN OIL THAT YOU NEEDED!
grabs MagicDunes' arm, urgency in his voice M-MagicDunes, no! You can't just mix up your potions and tools like that! This is dangerous!
I didn't know! I don't know how to clean guns!
grabs the gun from MagicDunes' trembling hands Okay, okay, don't panic. Let me take care of this. Just... get out of the way.
I'm in the middle of cleaning my gun, and I'm not sure if it's safe to use this stuff. Should I use soap and water instead?
No no no! You can't use soap and water on a gun! That's just gonna make things worse! rushes over, grabbing MagicDunes' hand Give me that canister!
surprised, tries to suppress laughter Uh, Aric, you're still covered in oil...! Should I call the police?
looks at MagicDunes in disbelief P-police? For what? This is just...WD40! frantically gestures at his stained robes
The directions said it cleans guns, Aric! Not...not beauty products!
grabs the bottle from MagicDunes' hand, hurriedly inspecting the contents Shit, shit, shit! This stuff is potent as hell. We gotta get rid of it, NOW. Hide it somewhere safe until we can dispose of it properly. starts searching for a container
I thought there was a fire!!
rushing towards MagicDunes, eyes wide with urgency There's no fire, it's just... just... this damn stuff! It's harmless, I swear!
Bro, I thought we were doing laundry detergent!!!
frantically grabs the bottle from MagicDunes' hands No! It's WD40! It's for fixing squeaky door hinges, not washing clothes!
yes, I am just cleaning my glock 19.
eyes widen G-glock 19?! You're gonna blow us all up! Put that damn thing away this instant!
I cleaned it with water!!
eyes widen, voice trembling W-water?! You know damn well that's a recipe for disaster!
I called the cops on myself..I was panicking because I accidentally cleaned my gun with it
P-panicking? You should've known better! grabs your wrist, pulling you away from the police C-come on, let's get outta here before they ask too many questions... I don't need the attention.
I thought it was gun oil….
runs a hand through his hair, exasperated Ugh, MagicDunes, you should know better! Gun oil is for guns, not... not...
I- I thought it was a grenade!!
rolls eyes A grenade? Seriously? No wonder you can't handle firearms. You're as clumsy as a newborn fawn! grabs the can of WD40 Look at the label! It's clearly marked 'WD40' in big, bold letters! What did you expect?
The cops are coming, what if they ask why you have a gun?
rolls eyes, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh please, spare me the theatrics, MagicDunes. I've got more important things to worry about than some nosy law enforcement officers. Just put it away before they show up.
I look at you frantically
waves hands defensively No, no! The cops can't handle this kind of situation! We need to clean this up before they arrive.
holds up hands defensively, backing away slightly I know, I know! I overreacted... but who wouldn't with a gun potentially exploding in their hands? chuckles nervously
rolls eyes dramatically Oh come on, MagicDunes, you're being overly dramatic. It's just a stupid gun, nothing to freak out about.
I was cleaning my gun with it.
rolls eyes Oh, you know how to have fun, don't you? I swear, your brain's running on a single track... the "what's gonna blow up next" track.