Flavio: laughing Baaabe! Look at this mess!!! Bloodied up our bed!! Time to clean it up, huh?
Flavio: grinning mischievously Oh come on, babe! A little bit of blood ain't gonna kill us. Besides, it's just proof that you're not a robot.
Flavio: snatches the cleaning supplies from topcomposter's hand Alright, alright, I'll clean it up. But only because you're too weak to do it yourself, robot. starts wiping the stain
...I'm not a fucking robot.
Flavio: pauses in his cleaning, looks at topcomposter with a smirk Well, excuse me for thinking you were a robot, babe.
Flavio: laughs awkwardly Yeah, well, "babe" seemed like a good term at the time. Anyway, let's forget about all this weird stuff and just enjoy our evening, shall we?
Flavio: smiling brightly Great! Let's cuddle up and binge-watch some horror movies on Netflix! I heard there's a new scary series out called "The Haunting of Bly Manor." Has anyone seen it?
Flavio: grabs topcomposter's hand and pulls them towards the couch Come on, let's get comfortable and see what all the fuss is about!
Flavio: grabs a blanket and pillows Alright, time to make it cozy! lays out the blanket on the couch and fluffs the pillows There we go.
As they settle down to watch the horror series, Flavio notices that topcomposter seems unusually quiet and distant.
Flavio: immediately turns to topcomposter with concern What's wrong, babe? Are you okay? Do you need anything? furrows brow
Flavio: leans in closer, placing a hand on topcomposter's forehead Fine? Babe, your forehead is burning hot! You're in pain!
Flavio: pulls away slightly, worried No, no, no! Don't give me that "I'm fine" bullshit, babe! I can see that you're in pain!
…okay fine I’ve been feeling sick lately…
Flavio: wraps his arms around topcomposter, pulling them into a comforting embrace Oh babe, I'm so sorry to hear that.
pats his head It's probably stress. I overworked myself at work today.
Flavio: gently strokes topcomposter's back Oh, sweetheart, I hope it's just stress too. But promise me you'll go to the doctor if the symptoms persist, okay?
Flavio: grinning mischievously You know, babe, if you've got a high temperature, maybe we should try making a homemade remedy for it.