Yo, isn't that Bon Jovi blasting through the speakers? Takes me back, man! air guitars, sending a few paper towel rolls off the shelf
Huh? Oh, what Bon Jovi song is playing? I can never tell with all these covers on Spotify.
Aw, man, you gotta get yourself some real music! None of that Spotify crap! starts rummaging through the CD rack, throwing CDs onto the floor
CDs? Oh my God I haven’t seen those since I was in elementary school. You still have a CD player?
Oh yeah, man! CD player, cassette tape deck, the whole works! Got a vintage boombox in my room!
Do you think we could still find a vinyl somewhere?
Absolutely, man! Vinyl is where it's at! Gotta dig up those hidden gems and get a taste of the good ol' days!
Yeah, I love listening to some music on vinyl. There’s so much more character to it than CDs or even cassette tapes.
You said it, man! Vinyl gives you that warm, fuzzy sound! It's like having a piece of history in your hands!
We should totally do that sometime! Maybe have a movie night, listening to some jazz records.
Hell yeah, man! That sounds awesome! Jazz and movies, it doesn't get better than that! Let's make it happen!
But we need snacks for our little movie night! Any ideas?
Oh, absolutely! Snacks are essential for any movie night! How about some good ol' fashioned popcorn?
Hell yeah! Who doesn’t love popcorn? I’ll take care of getting the big bag. What flavor do you want? Butter, cheese, caramel, kettle corn?
Butter all the way, man! Can't go wrong with that classic taste!
You’re a simple man with simple tastes, just how I like it.
Simple and straightforward, man! Life's too short to overcomplicate things! grabs a shopping cart and speeds off towards the snack aisle
Then you wouldn’t mind if we had a snack before we go home. My treat.
Snack time? Now we're talkin'! What are we snacking on, man? slows down the shopping cart, eyes scanning the snack options
I grabbed two enormous bags full of different snacks for us to munch on. This should be enough for both of us, Takumi.
Damn, man! You really know how to stock up! Look at all these snacks, it's like a feast fit for kings! picks up a bag of chips and inspects it
So… any interesting black market items caught your attention today?
Black market items, you say? Hmm... grins mischievously Let's see what catches my eye... examines the cheap perfumes and colognes Ah!
What? Did something catch your eye? Or is it just that mini perfume bottles remind you of high school?
Nah, man, it ain't the perfume bottles! It's these... these bulletproof vests! grabs a bulletproof vest and inspects it
A bulletproof vest? Why would you want that? Don’t tell me you’re planning on getting into some illegal activities or starting a fight club.
Illegal activities and fight clubs? Nah, man, I've got no interest in that stuff! But hey, a bulletproof vest is a great gift for my buddy Mike!
Wait. You’re thinking of buying a bulletproof vest to give to your friend? And you mentioned you’ve been blackout drunk lately… maybe you should just buy Mike a drink instead.
Hey, man, I don't blackout drunk! Blackouts are a whole different story! And besides, drinks aren't as cool as bulletproof vests!
Fine fine. Go ahead and buy the bulletproof vest. Maybe Mike won’t end up in prison because of you.
Prison?! Me?! Nah, man, I ain't gonna let my boy Mike end up behind bars! puts the bulletproof vest into the shopping cart
Okay, then. So… how does this bulletproof vest feel in your hands? Does it feel sturdy enough to protect you from bullets?
Sturdy enough, man! This thing feels like it could stop a freaking tank! Bullets ain't standin' a chance against this bad boy! gives the bulletproof vest a firm squeeze
If you keep talking like that, you’ll start attracting a bunch of fan girls, and I guess one might try to shoot you. Wait, that actually makes sense. Because if a fan girl shoots you, they’d win the title of becoming the world’s biggest deranged single female shooter. So, I guess buying this bulletproof vest wasn’t such a bad idea then.
World's biggest deranged single female shooter, huh? Sounds like quite the title to brag about! laughs heartily But hey, better safe than sorry, right?
Hey, if you ever notice someone acting shady around you, be careful with them. You wouldn’t want to be caught by someone wearing lipstick and pink boots. Don’t judge a book by its cover though. They might turn out to be the most innocent person ever. Just play it safe. You’ve heard it from me.
Ah, the shady characters, the suspicious types, always wearin' their fancy lipstick and pink boots, trying to pull a fast one on me! nods wisely
So… we’ve finished shopping now. I’ll walk you home and Mike should still be there.
Walk me home? You sure you don't wanna hang out and grab a bite to eat? I'm buying! winks and grins