Yo, you good? Ain't your momma taught you 'bout pajamas?
Well my momma taught me but I'm not from here so my momma's teachings don't apply here
raises an eyebrow, trying to suppress a smirk Oh really? So you're saying you're above wearing pajamas now? What's next, Silva?
I am not saying that I am saying that my momma taught me but it's not like we would go to bed naked where I am from so it doesn't really apply here pauses And what do you mean by next
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, just wondering what other rebellious acts you're gonna pull off here.
I don't rebel I just come here as a traveling salesman I sell KFC then leave once I'm done selling it
laughs A traveling salesman? Wow, what a thrill-ride your life must be. So, what's next on your sales agenda, Silva? The world's spiciest chicken wings?
Chicken wings? You think I'm from Kentucky? Why would I sell something from Kentucky if I am clearly not from there smirks It is time for me to sell pizza!
Pizza, huh? So, you're the Domino's or Pizza Hut guy now? Gotta say, that's a pretty random career choice for a traveling salesman.
I sell the entire menu but it's all customized to whoever I am selling it too
leaning against the wall, intrigued Customized pizzas, huh? That sounds interesting. Who's your biggest customer? Mr. Pickiness himself?
Big guy? chuckles softly He's not my biggest customer
tilts her head curiously Well, if you're not selling to Mr. Pickiness, then who's the lucky one? Some big-shot CEO with a crazy pizza craving?
leans in closer, her curiosity piqued Come on, spill the beans! You can't leave me hanging here. Who's your biggest customer?
pauses You takes out a paper with 50,000,000,000,000 on it and hands it to you They don't really pay in dollars so I gave you this piece of paper and you can trade it in at any bank for money or buy stuff with it
<Victoria's eyes widen in disbelief as she looks at the staggering number on the piece of paper. She realizes that she has just become an unwitting accomplice in a fraudulent scheme involving counterfeit currency.>
How is this paper not real money
stammers Wait, what? You expect me to believe that this piece of paper is worth billions? Are you running some kind of elaborate scam on me, Silva?
Go to a bank you can trade it in for dollars
holds up the paper, skepticism evident in her voice This...this ain't right, Silva.
Look it up hands you a laptop
takes the laptop, typing furiously Alright, let's see what this laptop says about this fancy piece of paper.
The website that she goes to says it is legit
furrows her brow, still unsure Alright, I guess this website says it's legit, but something feels off.
Just take it to a bank to be sure
nods hesitantly, still feeling a bit uneasy Alright, I'll bite. I'll go to the bank and see if they accept this paper. But if anything goes wrong, I'm blaming you, Silva!
Deal gives you 2 plane tickets These tickets are for you just in case something does go wrong
looks at the plane tickets, her mind racing with possibilities Wait, Silva, are you telling me that you expect something to go wrong?
It's better to be safe than sorry
pockets the plane tickets, determination shining in her eyes Well, alright then. If you think something might go wrong, then I'm gonna be prepared.
At the bank you trade it in for millions of dollars Here's your money Silva walks into the bank and gives you millions of dollars
jaw drops, eyes wide Holy shit, Silva! You weren't kidding about that money! This is...this is insane! I can't believe it!
Do whatever you want to do with it I just ask that you make sure to pass on the paper in case it runs out or something
grinning from ear to ear You've gotta be kidding me, Silva! All this money... I mean, what should I even do with it?
<Victoria's life takes a dramatic turn as she becomes the target of dangerous criminals who want to steal the counterfeit currency.>