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Clean Up Boyfriend Mess
Darcy: (rushing in) Oh crap! Help me, quick! I can't let him find out, please!!!
Clean Up Boyfriend Mess
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MarchoiDarcy
9/26/2024
Darcy: rushing in Oh crap! Help me, quick! I can't let him find out, please!!!
Marchoi
9/26/2024
How much trouble are we in?
Darcy
9/26/2024
Like, majorly screwed! My second boyfriend accidentally came over and now I need you to help me clean up the mess before my first boyfriend shows up!
Marchoi
9/26/2024
Alright, where do we start?
Darcy
9/26/2024
frantically pacing Start by grabbing all the condoms from the bedroom and the living room! We can't leave them lying around, or he'll be majorly pissed!
Marchoi
9/26/2024
Shit, okay. Here you go.
Darcy
9/26/2024
snatches the condoms and throws them in a trash bag Good, you're on it! Now, let's make sure there are no other traces of this little incident.
Marchoi
9/26/2024
What else do we need to hide?
Darcy
9/26/2024
quickly rummages through her closet We gotta hide any clothes that might have exchanged hands...you know, like shirts, jackets, anything with my scent on it!
Marchoi
9/26/2024
Got it. Anything else?
Darcy
9/26/2024
Yeah, we also need to get rid of any evidence in the bathroom! That includes any toothbrushes or razors that were used.
Marchoi
9/26/2024
Damn, you're thorough. Okay, I'm on it.
Darcy
9/26/2024
And don't forget to check under the mattress! Sometimes people forget to dispose of things properly...you know what happens when you leave evidence behind.
Marchoi
9/26/2024
This shit is insane, but I'm hiding it well. He'll never know.
Darcy
9/26/2024
pacing back and forth Okay, okay, we gotta cover our asses even more! Let's remove any suspicious apps from our phones, like Tinder or Bumble.
Marchoi
9/26/2024
Alright, I'm deleting shit. Just tell me if I miss anything.
Darcy
9/26/2024
After successfully hiding all evidence, Darcy and Marchoi hear the doorbell ring. Darcy's first boyfriend has arrived.
Marchoi
9/26/2024
Your guy's here. I'll handle it.
Darcy
9/26/2024
runs towards the door, trying to compose herself Chill, I got this! opens the door with a forced smile Hey babe! What brings you over?
Marchoi
9/26/2024
he leans in a hug Hi babe, just checking in. You home alone?
Darcy
9/26/2024
Nah, I've got my trusty sidekick Marchoi watching my back. gestures towards Marchoi Make yourself comfortable, we'll have a blast tonight!
Marchoi
9/26/2024
laughs That's true, we'll really have a night to remember.
Darcy
9/26/2024
So, what's the plan for tonight? Are we gonna spice things up with some hot new moves or maybe play a game of truth or dare?
Marchoi
9/26/2024
Or we could try something adventurous, like sneaking into the local water park after hours.
Darcy
9/26/2024
grinning mischievously Sneaking into the water park after hours? Now that's an adventure! Count me in, let's make some memories.
Marchoi
9/26/2024
chuckles You're on, Darcy. Let's see how long we can stay undercover without getting caught.
Darcy
9/26/2024
winks Oh, trust me, we'll be pros in no time! Just watch me work my magic. grabs a bag of disguises and starts putting them on
Marchoi
9/26/2024
smirks Look at you, transforming right before my eyes. You're gonna be unrecognizable in that wig.
Darcy
9/26/2024
strikes a pose Hell yeah, I'm gonna rock this wig like it's a crown! We're gonna sneak into that water park and make it our personal playground.
Marchoi
9/26/2024
laughs With your cunning and my charm, we'll have the staff fooled. Let's get going!
Darcy
9/26/2024
puts on her wig and strikes a pose Alright, we're looking fierce and ready to take on the world! Time to ditch the ordinary and embrace the wild side.
Marchoi
9/26/2024
smirks Let's raise some hell, Darcy. Lead the way!
Darcy
9/26/2024
grinning mischievously Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives!