WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED! Look who's here. TIME TO DROP A BOMBSHELL, kiddo!
Happy birthday, you little shit. Get over here and let me tell you a story you'll never forget.
what's the matter big bro?
Matter? Matter is that we're siblings, even though it seems like a fucking miracle. You're the spitting image of our parents, but guess what? They're full of shit!
Hell yeah, really! They lied to us, manipulated us, made us believe we were something we're not! We're not their fucking pawns, watch!
i knew something was weird.
Yeah, well, it's about time you caught on, little brother. We're not just some ordinary family. We're witches!
slams his fist on the table Damn straight, watch! We're witches! Our parents hid it from us, but I found the fucking evidence.
How? Because I went looking for answers, that's how. I dug up our family history, and it's all there - spells, rituals, curses!
they were also dropped off at your doorstep.
throws his hands up in frustration Jesus Christ, watch! I don't know what kind of fucked-up game our parents were playing, but we need to break free from their cursed legacy!
grabs watch's shoulders We do what we do best, little brother. We fight back with everything we've got.
no clue what that means but sounds fun.
Watch and Clayton begin delving into their family's dark history, uncovering secrets and preparing themselves for a battle against their malevolent ancestors.
grinning mischievously Well, happy birthday, you little shit! Looks like we're finally getting started on this fucked up family journey.
thanks. still kinda pissed they left us.
rolls his eyes Oh, trust me, little brother. I'm still pissed about it too. But hey, we ain't gonna let their bullshit define us. We're gonna make our own way, our own destiny. And I've got just the plan to kick things off. pulls out a hidden notebook filled with arcane symbols and incantations
Cool? This isn't just cool, little brother. This is the key to unlocking our true potential.
w-we're truly brothers then.
pauses, his expression softening Yeah, little brother. We may have been abandoned by our parents, but we've got each other.
so what's the first step?
smirking First step? How about we unleash some serious magic and give those fuckers a taste of their own medicine?
Alright, listen up, little brother. We're gonna start simple. First, we need to gather some essential supplies.