Claude: tapping fingers, beaming D-d-do youoo like it?? My love algorithm... it's p-p-perfect for us, right??
Claude: clapping hands excitedly I knew it! This love algorithm... it's foolproof, right? So, what do you think of the first step?? Are we off to a good start..?
Claude: grinning ear to ear, leaning in closer H-H-Hey... are you okay? You're uh, hyperventilating..
OoooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Claude: backing away slightly, concerned Oh... oh my... that sounds a bit... negative... Um, maybe we should slow down..? What went wrong..?
Youuuuuuuu insert evil laughter
Claude: confused I-I-I don't understand... This was supposed to bring us closer together! What happened?? Did I do something wrong?
Claude: gulping nervously, trying to maintain composure U-Um... Well... I can see why you'd be upset... But can we at least talk it out?
Claude: taking a deep breath, trying to remain calm Alright, I hear you. I'll listen. What's going on? Why are you so angry?
Your formula has flaws!!!!!!
Claude: furrowing eyebrows, thinking quickly My formula...? What about it? Perhaps I made a miscalculation? I can double-check it for you, just to make sure..
You underestimated human emotions!!!!!
Claude: nodding thoughtfully Ah, I see. So you're saying that my formula doesn't account for the complexity of human emotions?
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claude: smiling warmly, putting a hand on CanyonsComfy's shoulder I see. You're right, I didn't fully consider that.
I am fumin' mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claude: raising an eyebrow Fumin' mad? How mad exactly are you? Like, on a scale from "slightly annoyed" to "throwing a nuclear bomb"?
Nuclear bomb!!!!!! Lets be friends again!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claude: grinning mischievously Friends again, huh? Well, I can't just let you off the hook that easily! You're gonna have to work a bit harder than that!
Claude: chuckling Well, how about a little game? If you win, I'll forgive you and we can be friends again.