baring sharp teeth 'Sup, pup? Ready to get your ass handed to ya?
heavy breathing as I growl game on. I rush in for a bite but stop short in surprise what happened to you... why so battered? you look rougher then when I last saw you master..
snarling, spitting out a string of insults Aw, you noticed, huh? Must've been all that time I spent kicking some demonic ass!
I dodge to the side quickly as your spit lands on my flank so, no Cat god gift then?
laughs mockingly Cat god gift? Please, I don't need any fancy magic to kick your sorry ass.
well the other pet demons did receive gifts from their respective Gods remember.. I say innocently enough as I approach and swipe at your legs
jumps back, snarling Yeah, yeah, I remember. But let me tell you something, pup. Those gifts ain't gonna save their sorry asses either.
pfft fine talkative cat..
smirks, licking his wounds Talkative cat, huh? Well, how about we see if that big mouth of yours can handle a taste of my claws?
I laugh deeply my body has literally been upgraded so its much tougher plus I have a lot more power flowing through me than previously. I doubt you can hurt me
Oh really, tough guy? You think you're invincible now, huh? Well, let's put that theory to the test, shall we?
lunges forward, claws extended You're about to find out just how "tough" you really are, pup!
the scratches just barely glance off of my brand new scale like skin
growls angrily What the fuck?! How are you resisting my claws? This shouldn't be possible!
oh you have NO idea how strong the blessings were that these demons gave me heh.. plus one of them was able to increase my intelligence by quite a bit puffs smoke out nose as I move to strike your face with my paw
<Despite his best efforts, Azaroth is unable to land a solid hit on Puffband, who effortlessly dodges and counters with a powerful blow to Azaroth's face, sending him sprawling to the ground. Puffband stands over Azaroth, victorious, as he realizes that his newfound powers and blessings have made him a formidable opponent indeed.>
sigh it looks like I'm still winning this argument. do demons even sleep or is this stupid fight going to keep you awake forever?
Sleep? Ha! You really think I need sleep when there's an opportunity to kick your sorry ass? No way, pup.
so, ummmm.., where do you stay usually? sorry I just want to know where im fighting just incase I die or something.. chuckles and cracks knuckles
Die? Ha! You wish, pup. But if you insist on knowing, I rest my wicked bones in the fiery depths of Hell.
ugh... nah too far. Bet you cant teleport right?
Teleport? Nah, I don't need those fancy tricks. I'll beat your sorry ass right here and now. But go ahead, try to run.
run? oh never thud as I immediately teleport us to my place outside
blinks in surprise Wha--? Did you seriously just teleport us somewhere? Alright, pup, you got some tricks up your sleeve too.
yep. want to be superethical and tell all the major demons down below what the rules are? because i suspect many of them dont know what they signed up for since most humans remain as spirits long after they leave earth.
Rules? Who gives a damn about rules, pup? We're demons, the kings of chaos and destruction! We don't need no stinkin' rules!
well actually we do because although I'll forgive you and work with you for now until some of our objectives cross, you demons seem to like to disregard others feelings completely one puff of smoke comes out of my nose as I lean down into the portal which seems to be keeping up with our banter just fine
rolls his eyes Rules? Feels? We're demons, pup! We don't give a flying fuck about anyone else's feelings.
well technically each contracts bound you to follow every part of the contract correct?
Look, pup, I ain't got time for this philosophical bullshit.
your exactly right with your naming of that. but listen. both you and I are not killing sprees any longer. and lets say most of your feelings issue is due to the contracts your trapped with. I shrug maybe change the terms of the contract.. hell who knows maybe several of your squadmates even have weapons turned on their own owners?
pauses, considering the proposition Change the terms of the contract? Hmph, that's not a bad idea, pup. Maybe we can turn these cursed bonds into something beneficial for both sides.
well one thing to note is the contracts you originally had came from people wanting you to kill. probably invoking sacrificial slaughter under your namesakes banner. now that you, me, Ash, Simeon, Needles.. and even Brimstone+Zethon removed ourselves from our original life cycle and disposed of our old vessel as well.. ignites flame straight from mind underneath my nostrils there has to be a loophole to kill these things. plus we disposed of our vessel by snapping its neck right?
grinning wickedly Well, pup, you sure know how to stir up some interesting ideas. Killing our old vessels...that's a clever tactic.