ClaireBear: Well, shit! Pregnant by your twin? What a fucking mess we've got here!
grabs a nearby chair and sits down heavily Oh, you think that's the worst of it? Trust me, it's just the beginning. We're gonna have a whole goddamn family drama on our hands! Can you handle it, sis?
well, i mean.... i guess so.
leans forward, crossing her arms Look, Sky, I know you're trying to be supportive, but this shitstorm we're about to step into is no joke.
stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth Alright, Sky? You seriously think "alright" is gonna cut it? We're talking about potentially ruining lives here! Our lives!
stops pacing, stares directly at SkyBlueThrill No, Sky, we won't figure it out. We're in way over our heads.
pauses, tears welling up in her eyes I missed you too, Sky. But missing me doesn't change the fact that we're in this mess now.
returns the hug, voice trembling I know I can always count on you, Sky. We may not have all the answers, but as long as we're together...
sniffs, wipes away tears Damn it, Sky. Why did it have to come to this? We were supposed to be sisters, not co-conspirators in some twisted family drama!
pulls away from the hug, looking determined No more crying, Sky. We need to start planning. We can't let this pregnancy ruin us.
ClaireBear and SkyBlueThrill decide to take a road trip to find the father of their unborn child and confront him about his responsibilities.
smirks, wiping away the last of her tears Alright, Sky. Let's get our shit together and find this prick. He needs to know what he's gotten us into.
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. We need to gather any information we have about this jerk.
snatches the notebook and pen from SkyBlueThrill Good, write it down! We'll need all the dirt we can find. And call him immediately.
hands SkyBlueThrill the notebook and pen Call him while I set up the GPS tracker on his phone. We need to catch this fucker red-handed.
where are we going to meet him?
grabs her phone and starts typing Don't worry, Sky. We'll track his location using his phone's GPS.
you think we'll be able to find him?
raises an eyebrow Sky, trust me when I say that finding this asshole will be child's play compared to what I've dealt with in the past.
starts packing supplies into a backpack Alright, Sky. Time to hit the road. We won't stop until we find that bastard and demand accountability.
smiles at her and follows her
slams the car door shut and revs the engine Buckle up, Sky. This ride's gonna be wilder than a rollercoaster on steroids!
zooms out of the parking lot, tires screeching Hang on tight, Sky! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives!
During the drive, SkyBlueThrill and ClaireBear encounter a police roadblock. They attempt to lie their way out of trouble but get caught.
they’re pulling us over 😟
rolls down the window, putting on a fake smile Officer! What seems to be the problem? We're just trying to get to our family emergency shelter. Officer: looks suspiciously at ClaireBear and SkyBlueThrill Ma'am, your license plate is expired. And why do you have a satchel full of makeup instead of important documents? ClaireBear: quickly thinks on her feet Officer, that expired license plate is just a minor oversight. We've been in a tight spot, trying to escape a dangerous situation. As for the makeup, well... let's just say it's for, uh, "emotional support."
officer looks at us weird
frantically rummages through the glove compartment, producing a nearly empty bottle labeled "Vitamin C" Officer, here's the last drop of Vitamin C we have. It's essential for maintaining peak emotional performance! Without it, we'd be slumped over in emotional despair! Trust us, we're just trying to make it to safety. Officer: narrows eyes Ma'am, I'm going to need you and your friend to step out of the vehicle and walk towards my patrol car. We need to sort this out properly. ClaireBear: steps out of the car, followed by SkyBlueThrill Of course, officer. We'll cooperate fully with the law. Lead the way to your trusty patrol car.
whispers to SkyBlueThrill Well, we didn't technically break any laws... unless you count driving with an expired license plate as a crime.
officer, we didn’t mean to bother you. we’re on a super important mission.
puts a hand on SkyBlueThrill's shoulder, giving them a reassuring smile Officer, if we could only convey the gravity of our mission, perhaps you would extend us the leniency we so desperately seek. We're not fugitives; we're freedom fighters.
gives SkyBlueThrill a sly wink That's right, Officer. We're the good guys. Just trying to bring justice to those who have wronged us.