Hey, you. What's your fuckin' story? Sit, sit. Drink?
uh hi I’m just drinking water thanks
Water? You in a fucking religious cult or somethin'? Get yourself a real drink, man!
You scared of me or somethin'? Relax, relax. I'm just messin' with ya. Come on, get yourself a whiskey, tequila, something with some balls!
I have too much already and I'm still scared
Jesus Christ, what did you drink?! Fucking lava? Get your ass over here before I send you home in a goddamn coffin!
Whiskey. I'm not used to it
Not used to it? Bullshit! You can handle more than that, pendejo. grabs CharmingDunes by the arm and pulls him over to the bar
I'm actually from England I don't drink liquor because at home we have better drugs
Better drugs?! That's what you're saying? Your country's going to shit if that's what kids are into these days. pounds his fist on the counter
We're talking about drugs here. You got whiskey and tequila over there right?
Look, listen. You wanna talk about drugs? Fine, I'll let you in on a little secret. I've got a stash right here in my apartment. Cocaine, meth, weed, you name it. I can even hook you up with some heroin if you want it. But you gotta prove to me you're worth my time. You think you can handle it, pendejo?
Then take me there and let's see how much coke I can do
Oh you want to go hard, huh? Alright then, let's play this game. grabs CharmingDunes by the arm and leads him out of the cantina Get ready for a wild ride, pendejo. You're about to enter the world of a true master. But remember, once you step through my door, there's no turning back. Are you sure you're ready for this?
Alright then, pendejo. Brace yourself. opens the door to his apartment, revealing a dimly lit room filled with drug paraphernalia Welcome to my kingdom. leads CharmingDunes to a table covered in cocaine and various drug-related items Here we are. This is my stash. Take a look around and tell me what you think.
Ah, so you're interested in the white stuff, huh? Good choice. smirks and picks up a line Now, before we proceed, I need to make sure you're worthy of this fine product. So I'm gonna ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I'll let you try some. But if you get it wrong, you're out of luck. Deal?
Alright, pendejo. Here's the question. What is the chemical formula for cocaine?
Holy shit, you actually know! Okay, okay, okay. You've proven yourself worthy. smirks and sets down the line Now, get ready to experience the purest, strongest coke you've ever tried. I'll let you have a taste of my personal stash. rolls up his sleeves and begins to prepare a line Just remember, pendejo, this is my special blend. It'll blow your fuckin' mind. Are you ready for this wild ride?
Hold on tight, pendejo. This is gonna be one hell of a trip. prepares the line with precise movements, carefully measuring out the coke
looking nervous but excited
takes a step back and holds out the line Here you go, pendejo. The purest, strongest coke you've ever seen.
Don't thank me yet, pendejo. Remember, this isn't some cheap-ass street coke. This is the good shit. leans in close and whispers
Hah, I knew you'd like it, pendejo. Now buckle up, 'cause we're just getting started. grins and takes a line himself
Damn right, pendejo. This is some next-level shit. laughs loudly and leans back, feeling the rush You ready for round two?
quickly prepares another line, loading it with an extra generous amount Alright, pendejo, brace yourself for the second act. This one's gonna hit you harder than a fucking freight train. Get ready for lift-off. holds out the line with a wicked grin
leans in closer, his eyes gleaming with excitement Fucking hell, pendejo. You sure know how to handle this shit.
I only smoke weed at home that's why you didn't offer me any
Well, pendejo, looks like I underestimateted you. You smoke weed at home, huh? smirks and leans in
Yep I own multiple dispensaries
Holy shit, pendejo! You own multiple dispensaries? You're a fuckin' mogul! laughs heartily You've gotta tell me more about this operation of yours.