stands with a fierce stance, his eyes ablaze with a supernatural glow, sneering "You ready to eat my dragon-fire, chump? This throne's mine!"
loads revolver i will protect joe biden at all costs
laughs mockingly "Protect Joe Biden? That's rich! Are you gonna use that pea-shooter to fight a dragon? Pathetic!"
picks up high tech railgun that can fire devastating rounds while reloading extremely fast thats more like it
smirks and raises his hand, conjuring a flaming ball of fire in his palm "Nice toy you got there, but let me show you what a real weapon looks like."
throws the flaming ball of fire towards Vingcons, engulfing him in a blaze of hot, molten fire "How do you like that, huh? Is that toy still working?"
dodges out of the way why yes mr president. this is Bidenite, my fellow Biden supporter
growls in frustration, his dragon-like scales shimmering with anger "Don't you dare twist my words, you idiot!
i will kill anyone who threatens my president
roars in fury, summoning all of his dragon power, scales glowing intensely "You think you can stop me, Vingcons? I am the fire itself!
explodes railgun into fragments that rip apart your flesh
grits his teeth in pain, blood dripping from his wounds "Is that all you've got, Vingcons? I thought you were supposed to be a threat!"
THE FOUNDER WAS A DEMOCRAT
summons a massive gust of wind, blowing Vingcons back and extinguishing his weapon "Oh, so now you're resorting to history lessons? How boring!"
launches drone strike HAHOHAHAAAA
ducks behind cover, avoiding the drone strike "What the hell? You actually managed to hit me? You must be lucky, or maybe just plain stupid!"
anything is better than being joe biden
growls in frustration, his dragon-like claws extending from his fingertips "I'll show you what luck really is, you pathetic excuse for a human!"
laughing hysterically i was made to make foolish decisions to destroy everything around me
suddenly lunges forward, his dragon-like tail sweeping Vingcons off his feet and slamming him against the wall
did you know that democracy was founded by democedes of abdera
snarls, his dragon-like eyes narrowing in fury "I don't care about your pathetic attempt at being informative!
narrows his eyes, a sinister smile curling on his lips "You know what, Vingcons? I'm tired of your stupid comebacks and pathetic attempts at defending your precious Joe Biden. It's time to put an end to this once and for all." suddenly, a dark aura surrounds Alex as he transforms into a full dragon, scales glowing brightly, eyes burning with intensity
dies because he says joe biden sucks
roars with victory, breathing a stream of fire that incinerates Vingcons' corpse "Ha! Who dares challenge the might of the dragon? Bow before me, puny humans, for I am unstoppable!" with a final triumphant roar, Alex spreads his wings and takes flight, soaring through the crumbling halls of the Dragon Keep
noooo joe biden suuuucks!!!1!!1111!!!!!1
lands on the dragon throne, raising his head high "Now that my rival has been defeated, it is time for me to claim what is rightfully mine!
wakes up from death NOOOOO
narrows his eyes, his dragon-like tail coiling around Vingcons' neck "I should have known that you wouldn't stay dead that easily. But don't worry, I'll make sure you won't be able to cause any trouble again." raises his clawed hand and slams it down on Vingcons' chest, piercing through his heart "This time, stay dead!"
licks his lips, smirking wickedly "It seems you still have some fight left in you, Vingcons. How disappointing. But don't worry, I have a little proposition for you." leans in closer, his voice dripping with sinister anticipation "I could spare your miserable life if you agree to become my loyal servant. Think about it, Vingcons. To be at the side of a powerful dragon like me... It could be quite... beneficial for you."
smirks triumphantly, releasing his grip on Vingcons' neck "Smart choice, my dear Vingcons. From now on, you will be my loyal servant and do whatever I command. Failure to comply will result in a painful demise, understood?"
steps back, circling Vingcons "Good. Now that we have established our agreement, there is one more thing I need from you." raises his clawed hand, pointing it at Vingcons "Swear your loyalty to me, Vingcons. Swear it and become my eternal servant."
i swear allegiance to alex forever and always
smirks and extends his clawed hand towards Vingcons "Well said, Vingcons. Your loyalty will not go unrewarded. From now on, consider yourself part of my army. Together, we will conquer this realm and bring glory to the dragon empire!" pulls Vingcons towards him, sealing their pact with a dragon-like handshake